An adventure. IN. SPACE.

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:37 am

Exit the nearby door and look for an alien to shank while roaring "For the Empeeeerooor!"

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:02 am

Try eating the aliens corpses.
Hey, it's worth a shot. You might get SUPER AWESOME OMEGA MUTANT POWERS.
Or something.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:00 am

Check for any sort of maps, like emergency evacuation maps, fire drill maps, or anything in particular really.

You need to know where you're going so you're not fucking around in this medical room with all these corpses.

They start to smell after a while.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:42 am

Do the Matrix.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:08 pm

check the aliens' bodies to see if you can find out where they came from

You don't need to check. It's not like you've never heard of these aliens before. You're kind of at war with them. They probably came from ships of some sort, and stormed the place. It really isn't all that complicated.

Try eating the aliens corpses.
Hey, it's worth a shot. You might get SUPER AWESOME OMEGA MUTANT POWERS.
Or something.

You tried that once.

Sometimes, in your nightmares, you can still sort of taste it.

You'd rather not think about it again.

Check for any sort of maps, like emergency evacuation maps, fire drill maps, or anything in particular really.

You need to know where you're going so you're not fucking around in this medical room with all these corpses.

They start to smell after a while.

There are no maps in this base. The captain wouldn't let any of them on. As the captain always said, "maps are for dorks".

You occasionally wonder just how that guy managed to become a captain.

Exit the nearby door and look for an alien to shank while roaring "For the Empeeeerooor!"

You already went through the nearby door, so you decide to charge into the elevator instead. You shout "For the Emperor!" even though your leader is a president.

Yelling something like that isn't nearly as fun when you have to stop almost immediately after opening the door and then turn around, push a button, and wait while listening to elevator music.

...........................................................................

"I'm telling you! Clearly this is all a setup!"

You like having a sidekick, but the old man can get a little annoying with his conspiracies.

Anyway, you have a space sidecar on your bike. At least, you do now. You don't quite remember where you got it, but you don't really care. Don't question the convenient, that's your motto.

Anyway, your flying around space with your sidekick now. You think you see a space station up ahead. It probably has a bar or something you could stop at, and other stores and restaurants. You should probably stop at one of the places there, as you've been flying around for a while now. You are almost sure no unusual happenings or exciting adventures will happen while you're there.

None at all.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:10 pm

Make sure your bike doesn't have an ejector seat that your sidekick can acidentally press.

That would be a horrible in-joke that few people can understand.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:44 am

fucking phase to xenu after you're done with the biker

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:13 am

raid the space station

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:16 am

Drive straight through the bar. Park on on of the tables, if you can.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:09 am

Fight in His name

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:19 am

Bust in the space station Chuck Norris style.
WHILE ON YOUR BIKE.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:40 am

But not something sensible. That's your motto

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:14 pm

Get sick and be unable to do the work required to update (Which pretty much just comprises of "Make shit up as I go along" and not much else. I'm sick though. I can be lazy if I want to be lazy).

Avengifier · Post by **Avengifier** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:47 pm

See if you can purchase chicken soup at the space station.
(AKA get well soon, Zink. )

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:14 pm

Punch the sickness out of you