An adventure. IN. SPACE.

Miranda · Post by **Miranda** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:59 pm

Ask him what his serial number is. Yknow. Just to check if he's a robot.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:59 pm

Conversation start with your sidekick

Blubber · Post by **Blubber** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:10 pm

Ask him his name. Also ask him about the stuff on the wall, and just why he decided to draw moustaches all over them.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:13 pm

make unintelligible sounds

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:36 pm

Ask the old man to be your songwriter so you can take Spacebroadway by storm.

now ask the old man to be your partner in crime onstage during broadway musicals. and maybe an awesome sidecar riding sidekick in space too.

You ask the old man to become your songwriter and sidekick.

"Oh, no, I could never write anything near the status of that amazing song. I don't deserve to be your songwriter. A sidekick, now, that might be something I'm interested in! Sign me up youngster!"

Looks like you have a sidekick now. That's pretty cool you guess.

Ask him what his serial number is. Yknow. Just to check if he's a robot.

You ask the man what his serial number is. After all, he may be a killer robot assassin. Your not sure why someone would send one of those to kill some biker, but you can never be too careful. That's your motto, after all.

"I have a serial number? I'm sorry, I must have forgotten it long ago. My memory isn't what it used to be, especially with so much of it used up on the ABYSS conspiracy..."

Conversation start with your sidekick

What? You are clearly already in a conversation. You don't see how on earth you could possibly start something you are already in. It just makes no sense.

Alternatively, stick a USB cable in his belly button.

Although that definitely seems like the kind of thing you would do, you don't have a usb cable. Especially since those things became outdated a LOOOOOONNNNNG time ago.

Ask him his name. Also ask him about the stuff on the wall, and just why he decided to draw moustaches all over them.

You ask him about his name, the stuff on the wall, and attempt to pin your vandalism on him in one fell swoop. Always try to kill two birds with one stone, that's your motto.

"My name? That isn't important. I'm not sure I even remember my name. Now, that research on the wall, that's what's important. I'm glad you asked about it, youngster! You see, this whole war that's going on isn't what it appears to be! It is clearly being manipulated by someone! It's obvious! Just look at my research! They are clearly trying to use the power of ABYSS to take over the know universe! We can't let that happen! Many say I'm just some crazy old man with too much time, but that isn't true! The signs are everywhere! Look at the wall! It's all... wait, I don't remember some of those lines. I must have forgotten. Nor do I remember drawing those mustaches. I guess I'm losing my memory faster than I thought.

Anyway, the mustaches aren't important! The real important thing is that we inform others about the threat of ABYSS! You believe me, don't you?"

make unintelligible sounds

Unsure of how to respond to this development, you decide to start making strange noises.

"I'll take that as a yes! Thank goodness someone finally believes me! Now I'll definitely be your sidekick! Come on, let's go tell everyone the truth!"

Looks like you have a real sidekick now. You can't help but wonder just what you have gotten yourself into.

..................................................

That was absolutely amazing! It had to be the most impressing fight you've ever had! You've always wondered what it would be like to punch an alien commando so hard in the mouth that your fist goes through his stomach, and now you know! You bet if you told your pals about this, they would never believe you! Especially how, even when you ran out of pistol bullets, you just continued charging through the hall, killing the alien soldiers with nothing but your fists!

Anyway, you're in the medical area now. No one is here. At least, no one alive. There are, however, several corpses laying around. There are several cots near the left side of the room for wounded marines to lay down, and the medical supplies lies on the right side. Pretty much every piece of medical supplies you would need on a ship like this is here. There is also an elevator on the opposite side of the room.

You no longer have any bullets left, but you still have that one grenade. You should probably keep an eye open for any ammo and/or weapons laying about. You doubt that the "nothing but your fists" thing will work anymore. It probably only worked in the first place because of how awesome that battle was.

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:39 pm

Fashion some ninja throwing stars out of medical supplies or something.

OR - fill some hypodermic needles with lysogenic compounds (if those are both available in the medical bay) so you can throw the needles at your enemies and watch them dissolve into nothingness.

At least... that's the plan.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:17 pm

check the medical supplies for cyanide, scalpels, or radioactive substances.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:59 pm

Search every corpse, loot anything valuable. This may stretch to what they're wearing.

You search the corpses. You find 2 grenades and an assault rifle. Unfortunately, the rifle has no bullets.

Fashion some ninja throwing stars out of medical supplies or something.

You don't have the tools to do that, and your not sure what you would make a ninja star out of anyway.

Check the medical cabinets for morphine. You know, for "emergencies"

There is no morphine in any of the medical cabinets. Most of them just contain generic "med kits".

check the medical supplies for cyanide, scalpels, or radioactive substances

You don't find any cyanide or radioactive substances, but you do find a scalpel.

You're not exactly sure what use it is going to have to you, though.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:16 am

go to the bridge and look through the recent entries in the captain's log

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:31 am

Take a nap.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:02 pm

>Take a med-pack and store it somewhere on your body; and maybe some hand sanitizer to be safe. You never know when you'll get some kind of weird alien goo that only alcohol can cure. You probably have it on you right now, with punching through an aliens innards and all.

>Keep the scalpel onhand as well. These things tend to be sharp, and seeing as how you have no ammo, the "nothing but your fists" tactic might go a bit more smoothly, at least temporarily, with a sharp pointing object in hand.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:15 pm

Use the scalpel and the years of Medical School your dad tried to make you go to and become a DOCTOR SPACE MARINE.

Then seek out more things to become. Like a ship captain, so you can be Dr. Captain Space Marine

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:15 pm

go to law school too

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:20 am

go to the bridge and look through the recent entries in the captain's log

This is not a space ship, this is a space station. It has no bridge. You think that the captain has an office, though. You make a note to read his log if you ever make it there.

Take a nap.

You just took one like five minutes ago. You are not tired.

>Take a med-pack and store it somewhere on your body; and maybe some hand sanitizer to be safe. You never know when you'll get some kind of weird alien goo that only alcohol can cure. You probably have it on you right now, with punching through an aliens innards and all.

Unfortunately, there is no hand sanitizer anywhere in the vicinity. You do take a med-pack though. They are surprisingly big. You probably won't be able to carry around more than one.

Keep the scalpel onhand as well. These things tend to be sharp, and seeing as how you have no ammo, the "nothing but your fists" tactic might go a bit more smoothly, at least temporarily, with a sharp pointing object in hand.

You keep the scalpal on hand, as you never know when you might need to impale an alien soldiers face with a medical tool. It happens surprisingly often.

Sing a Catchy tune while snooping around like a spy, preferably "PANK space panther theme" or "another one bites the space dust"

You don't know either of those songs, but you decide to snoop around the room like a spy anyway. Due to the fact you already searched this room, you just end up wasting your time. If your superior officers were around to see this, they would probably yell at you. They're probably dead though.

Use the scalpel and the years of Medical School your dad tried to make you go to and become a DOCTOR SPACE MARINE.

Then seek out more things to become. Like a ship captain, so you can be Dr. Captain Space Marine

Actually, your father was a military man. You pretty much had no choice but to become a Space Marine. You're the one who wanted to go to go to medical school, but your father (and your grades) wouldn't let you. You decide to use the years of medical school you didn't have to become DR. FRANKLEN. You also consider becoming captain of the ship, but your pretty sure the only person in this base that can make you captain is the existing captain and he's probably dead.

THEN get knighted by a Queen somewhere so you can become Sir Dr. Captain Space Marine.

There haven't been any Queens for hundreds of years! There is no monarchy in space. Only emperors and presidents.

go to law school too

*Insert obligatory "lawyers are scum" joke here*

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:36 am

check the aliens' bodies to see if you can find out where they came from