AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Draw moustaches on every photo of a person.

draw a mustache on the guy

Sing a showtune.

Inspect the wall of pictures.

Draw extra lines randomly because you are a prankster like that.

You decide to take a look at the collection of newspaper clippings, pictures, and red marker that are on the wall. The clippings and pictures are arranged and connected in a way that would only make sense to the one who put them there. You attempt to decipher what some of this could mean. You notice all of the clippings and pictures have to do with the war. You notice a picture of who you are pretty sure is Xenu, the leader of the enemy forces. And near his picture, is a picture of someone who looks a lot like Grotaski. However, the most notable part of the wall is the center. In the middle of all the articles and photos, written in very large letters in red marker, is the word "ABYSS". It seems to be the base to this entire conspiracy filled wall. You briefly wonder what it means.

You figure it probably doesn't matter, though. You doubt any of this will end up being relevant in any way, shape, or form.

You decide to go ahead and add in a few more lines, just because that seems like the kind of thing you would do. Always do what you think you would do, that's your motto.

Draw moustaches on every photo of a person.

You decide to draw mustaches on every single photo there is. There's quite a few of them, so it takes a minute or so. The Grotaski-looking chap actually looks quite good with a mustache. On the off chance you ever see Grotaski again, you should probably tell him to grow one. Assuming his species can grow mustaches, of course.

draw a mustache on the guy

You decide to see if drawing on the old man will cause him to react in any way. He doesn't. He's really good at ignoring you. Or still unconscious. Same thing, really.

Sing a showtune.

You decide that the only way to get the old man to react is with the power of MUSIC. You even decide to make your words known to the strange forces observing your thoughts, whatever that means.


"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

While fleeing and making ever so great haste,
I find myself inside the strangest place!
Unsure of what to think,
Unsure of what to do
I don't think I will ever be
Able to get through-oooooooo.

But, in the end, all that really matters is...

THAT HEEEERRREEE WE ARREEEE IN SPACE!
WHERE WE'LL PROBABLYYYY PUNCH YOUR FACE
WHERE EVERYTHING IS GRAND
AND YOU CAN GET A CYBORG HAND
OH SPAAACCEE, WE LOVE YOOOOUUUU!
BECAUSE IN THE HEARTS OF ALL,
EVEN IF YOUR NAME IS PAUL,
ITS SPACE, SPACE, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEEE!

But, I can't help but wonder
Is this really all there is?
But then my mind responds
"OF COURSE IT IS"
I then I truly begin to understand
That infinite space holds infinite land
and possibilities are endless toooooooooo!
Because, as I've said before
Even if you're a wooden door
ITS SPACE

SPACE

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEE!"

You take a bow and shed a tear as an imaginary audience throws imaginary flowers to celebrate your much less imaginary performance.

You turn and see the old man, no longer crouched, and instead standing, staring at you, tears in his eyes.

"That was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard in all my life. Thank you for showing this old geezer what it truly means... to be in space."

It looks like you've finally got this guys attention, and all it took was a song. It was slightly out of character for a tough space biker like you, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. That's your motto.




(Look, guys, I'm not good at poems or lyrics. Sorry if the space song was so awful that you could never enjoy anything ever again.)

Zink that was amazing I think I'll go shed a single tear now

Thats it, someone has to convert these adventures into an actual game or a movie.

What about a comic?

WHY CAN'T I POST IT IS MAKING ME PREVIEW AAA

Ask the old man to be your songwriter so you can take Spacebroadway by storm.

Fooflyer wrote:Thats it, someone has to convert these adventures into an actual game or a movie.

Yeah, I often curse myself for not being able to draw well when I update these threads. I wish I could have images along with text, but I'm a terrible artist. At least updates come more often this way.

Also, I'm still figuring out flash, but if I ever get good at it, there may be some flash based updates. It'll probably be months from now, on the slight chance they ever happen though.

Zink wrote:Yeah, I often curse myself for not being able to draw well when I update these threads.

Find someone who can, who isn't lazy, and collaborate. :V

That is how awesome web-comics start

I would totally do it. :awesome:

Your adventures are awesome.

now ask the old man to be your partner in crime onstage during broadway musicals. and maybe an awesome sidecar riding sidekick in space too.

Zink, I actually teared up at that song. But I'm unsure whether it was from laughing too hard or not.



IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

Malum wrote:When I get tablet I'm soooo making an adventure.

I want to do this too, though I'm still figuring out how to draw on my tablet. It's more difficult than I expected.
















Edit: Also, someone should do with this song what someone did with BitF's You're A Mean King Dedede.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mzUDUVnAqU

Okay guys, I really need you to post some commands. So far there has been one suggestion. Well, technically two, but they're almost the same thing.

Also, I thought about the collaboration thing, but I doubt anyone would want to do it. Plus, it would mean updates would be a lot slower. If anyone really wants to do it I guess you can PM me about it, but honestly I think unless I learn to draw the adventures will stay in the same format they are.