We don't take kindly to logic in these parts boy.Malum wrote:We're in the future, just use a hoverboard.Fooflyer wrote:Grow wings
An adventure. IN. SPACE.
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Alexandy13
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You decide that, rather than settle this the outright brutish way you were planning, you will instead settle it the gentlemanly way. You slap the nearest goon across the face with your glove and prepare to engage in a gentlemanly round of fisticuffs.Engage in a gentlemanly round of fisticuffs.
Your class and etiquette while kicking their asses will confound them to no end.
The Rough N Tough punches you so hard you lose all urges to do anything that could even remotely be considered gentlemanly.
You tell them that some of them smell kind of like leather due to the vests they are wearing and their breath kind of smells like alcohol but otherwise they don't smell too bad.tell them they smell
Enough of this talking and gentleman-ing. You have stuff to do. booty to kick, names to take, that sort of thing.Throw side-kick into nearest Rough'n'tough then charge screaming.
You pick up your elderly cohort and toss him right at the nearest goon. He punches the goon in midair, lands, and then roundhouse kicks him in the chest. For an old person, he's surprisingly badass.
You yell at the top of your lungs and charge into the fray.
You're not drunk, you don't have a shotgun, and it isn't even a barfight anymore.My Uncle gave advised me for this exact situation.
"Boy, when you're as drunk as 15 Irishmen and in the middle of a barfight, all you need to do is borrow the bartender's shotgun, and if that doesn't work, punch the blurriest shape,"
This advice has nothing to do with the current situation. Never trust an Uncle for advice, that's your motto.
You figure you'll be able to do at least twice as much damage form the skies. You concentrate and attempt to force wings out of your back. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't work.Grow wings
Unfortunately, you don't have a hoverboard. You WOULD just go into a store and get one, but you are kind of in the middle of kicking booty. Well, more like in the beginning of kicking booty. Hell, it might even still be the foreward.We're in the future, just use a hoverboard.
You've never seen Die Hard, but from what you know of it it involves a lot of action. THAT YOU CAN DO. You charge forward to the nearest goon, punch in the stomach twice, and then pick him up and toss him at a different goon. You then jump up and slam both of them with your elbow.Pull out a scene from Die Hard where you're John McClain and the Rough 'N Toughs are the . . . well, goons.
Scalpel? You don't have a scalpel. Someone resourceful, like, say, a space marine, might have one, but you aren't a space marine. You are a space biker. If you were a space marine, these goons wouldn't be bothering you because they would be busy eating incredibly unhealthy amounts of lead.Do a Spetznaz backflip hatchet throw (Except throw the scalpel)
(P.S. Okay, guys, I recently learned that Xenu's name was actually a reference to scientology. This I did not know! So, I personally think his name should be changed for this reason. Any suggestions?)
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Mr. Mander
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Rename him Zeno, after the philosopher. Philosophers don't care.
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[Citation Needed] wrote:This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.
