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Electronic goat. You used the wrong your. It should be you're, as in, 'I hope you are pop flyin'.'
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An adventure. IN. SPACE.
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You quickly get up and walk out of the way. He lands hard, but is somehow completely unharmed.Move away from the Aliens impact zones.
Then wait for Newton's laws to kick in and kill the alien.
You decide to yell "science prevails!" even though it didn't. He glares at you a moment, and then punches you.don't forget to yell "Science prevails!"
You immediately jump into the air and kick the alien in the face. He flinches a bit, but not much.Pick your leg up an then proceed to kick him in the general skull area.
Yeah, you remember that guy. He was really funny sometimes. Although, he wasn't so much an "instructor" as he was an old drunk that the sergeant couldn't get to go away for more than a few days. Good times.Then, remembering a quote from your Space Marine Instructor: "When in doubt, aim for... whatever serves as the alien's codpiece...area." And then he was court-martialed for dressing up one of the Boots as the ancient actress Lucy Lieu and doing... things. Good times.
Probably need to follow his only sober piece of advice.
Anyway, you have no idea where an alien crotch is, but you figure it is probably around the same area a human one is. You kick the alien in that area as hard as you can. However, due to the armor he is wearing, you really just end up hurting your foot.
This is probably the most pathetic any of your fights have ever been.
You say "bloop bloop bloop" and wait for his response. Predictably, his response is, once again, punching you. This guy is REALLY unoriginal.Go "bloop bloop bloop" and see what it does.
The only "hidden sharp object" you've had is the scalpel, and that's still embedded in that one dead alien's face.Pull out hidden sharp object and prepare to impale upon impact.
You say something so vile, so rude, so nasty, that anyone who heard it would probably say something like "Wow, that's kind of mean". Your foe stares for what feels like a full minute, and then kneels over sobbing.Say something really crude and nasty at him.
You didn't even know that reptilian species could cry until now. In fact, you are still pretty sure they can't. You briefly consider bringing that up, but you figure you've hurt the poor guy's feelings enough for now.
Well, maybe you could hurt his feeling a little bit more. You tell your weeping foe that his grammar has been atrocious, even though you are pretty sure he hasn't actually said anything yet. His weeping intensifies.comment on his grammar
You begin to flail your arms around like a small child who didn't get his way. The alien interprets this as you making fun of him, and starts crying even harder.Flail like a angry four-year-old and pray.
You actually feel kind of bad at this point.
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Put him in the garbage chute, promising candy inside.
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You take pity on the poor fellow and ask him if he wants to be your sidekick. You can't quite understand his responds, but you are pretty sure the words "hate you" and "mean to me" were in there somewhere.ask him to be your sidekick
You figure that NO ONE has the right to just impolitely decline your sidekick offer like that, so you kick him in the fact while he's down. He doesn't seem to notice.Kick him while he's down.
You find the dead alien who's face currently has possession of your scalpel. You pull it out of his face, and blood comes pouring out. Ew. You wipe the blood of the scalpel and shove it in your shoe. Because apparently you like the constant threat of your foot being ripped open.Retrieve scalpel and tuck it into shoe.
You decide that enough is enough and that this guy should just die like the rest of the aliens. It's like he thinks he's better than them or something. You stomp on his head over and over while yelling. He, once again, doesn't seem to notice. He IS already crying, though, so if he did react it would be kind of hard to tell which cries were from the physical pain and which were from the emotional.Jump on his head while screaming Bruce Lee style.
You have no candy, and even if you did, you wouldn't waste it on this whiny not-dead guy. He doesn't deserve your candy!Give him so candy!
Since he has had a constant refusal to die or join you, you decide you need to dispose of this alien a different way. You drag him over the the garbage chute and toss him in. It takes a while though, since the guy is huge, and you end up hurting your back a little. The scalpel also ends up tearing open your foot. At least he's gone now.Put him in the garbage chute, promising candy inside.
You're REALLY glad that's over with.
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You pick up and chair and smash it over the nearest guy's head. Now that you really look at the guys you got into a bar fight with for no reason, it looks like they are all part of the same game. That would explain why it seems to be everyone vs. you. Other than the fact you were the one that charged in here and started punching people, of course. Always analyze your opponents, that's your motto.
Anyway, the tough guys (who you have decided to call "The Rough n' Toughs" for now) still need some more crap kicked out of them. It looks as though they wish to do the same to you, though.
How do you proceed?