AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:35 am**

Crowbar, a la Gordon Freeman.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:46 am**

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:49 am**

It also needs a silencer.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:56 am**

Here's what you do when they're coming in through the window:
1. Get a sword, a SHARP sword.
2. Chop them all up until the windows are filled up.

Here's what you do if you lost a hand:
Replace with chainsaw.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:57 am**

You can't have a chainsaw arm without a boomstick as well.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:58 am**

Groovy.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:45 pm**

How much blunt trauma to the head is sufficient to kill a zombie? Does a good whack to the head take care of it or not?

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:07 am**

Rule No. 1 in Zombie survial.

Improvise!

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:34 am**

I'm gonna go the Red vs. Blue route and move to Alaska...
Zombies are dead, therefore they have no body heat.
Without body heat, their bodies would freeze in the cold that is Alaska, rendering them useless!

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Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:05 am**

Alexandy13 wrote:Rule No. 1 in Zombie survial.

Organize before they rise!

Fix'd.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:11 am**

daisies, beat me to it. D;

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:14 am**

Torizo wrote:
Alexandy13 wrote:Rule No. 1 in Zombie survial.

Blades don't need reloading.
Fix'd.

Fix'd.

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:16 am**

People have yet to come up with a good reason why zombies wouldn't just tear each other apart.

LOOKS LIKE I WIN AGAIN! :awesome:

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:16 am**

BANANA wrote:
Torizo wrote:
Alexandy13 wrote:Rule No. 1 in Zombie survial.

Blades don't need reloading.
Fix'd.
Fix'd.

That's #4!

Posted: **Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:18 am**

Zink wrote:People have yet to come up with a good reason why zombies wouldn't just tear each other apart.

LOOKS LIKE I WIN AGAIN! :awesome:

Because, counter to popular belief, zombies are intelligent enough to have social values, one of which is not to kill each other

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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I know the drill.