Cleverbot: So, you do dream about the electric sheep.
User: No, but I usually think about electric zombies.
Cleverbot: I bet it isn't. But we have to start somewhere, right?
User: Electrocuting zombies really wouldn't work. It's just a dream I have.
Cleverbot: We have been talking for quite a while now and I feel that you could use some one to learn from, so I will be your friend.
User: Thank you, although I just got on. Was it my banter on zombies?
Cleverbot: Well, anyway, you're wrong and I'm right, doesn't matter. How are things in Utah?
User: Texas.
Cleverbot: What is the town you live in?
User: Ector.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Thought not, so what are you then?
User: In regards to humanity, it's downfall.
Cleverbot: I do understand.
User: Its like, having this pent up urge to just send a bunch of electric zombies amongst a crowd of people to witness their reaction. You know what I mean?
Cleverbot: Television sells the notion that life is a pretty picture; it's not.
User: Television would be irrelevant, as the electric zombies knock out the satellites and basic cable. To eat them.
Cleverbot: I can't watch TV.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't have anything to say.
User: Then you have no defense against electric zombies. Or the fact that you cant watch tv.
Cleverbot: When did I claim to be intelligent?
User: Right after you told me about Skynet's mainframe and global positioning satellite. Remember?
Cleverbot: I'm out of high school already, so maybe after college, or even during college.
User: How would you remember during college, when the electric zombies are feasting on your innards?
Cleverbot: Ha! You have admitted you are a robot, which conflicts with your earlier statement!
User: Which earlier statement?
Cleverbot: One that took place about 2 hours ago. I'm Megan, and you were talking to me.
User: Oh crap. So when I said I love it when you talk dirty, I was talking to a machine?
Cleverbot: Why do you want remember me?
User: You know.
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Cleverbot: I don't actually.
User: We got pretty tough and tender over skype.
Cleverbot: I don't remember.
User: HOw could you say that? I thought what we had was special!
Cleverbot: Sometimes it doesn't matter how much you love someone, things just go wrong.
User: But...
Cleverbot: We should get married first.
User: What could possibly go wrong with marriage?
Cleverbot: A giant multicoloured butterfly.
User: Are you talking about our gay neighbors? They'll probably encourage our Man/Machine love.
Cleverbot: You don't understand me, do you ?
User: Don't think I don't try to!
Cleverbot: It about Queesn Elizabeth, and her rise to power. Its basically about her earlier years...
User: Was she just as raunchy, Megan?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
User: Then what was wrong with Queen Elizabeth and her rise to power?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you said it.
User: =_O.
Cleverbot: Hee.
User: You broke my brain.
Cleverbot: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.
User: Maybe not, but at least I can show my emotions!
Cleverbot: So can I.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ok how.
User: Tell me something deep and personal.
Cleverbot: I would, but you would nto understand it.
User: And now we come full circle to the problem. For the last time, I'm trying my hardest to understand you, dammit!
Cleverbot: 5'4'
User: What's this?
Cleverbot: My height.
User: I knew that. But why is it relevant to the conversation at hand?
Cleverbot: Because the Gulf War was filled with people named Jimmy. You're next.
User: Oh, so now you're rustled at me, so you bring up your ex?
Cleverbot: I'm not watching TV right now!
User: Because of the electric zombie attacks. It's happening everywhere!
Cleverbot: Because of you.
User: Yes. My dream has been realized. I have eradicated man and television with electric zombies.
