The ADVENTURES of M.G. Fink, Daring Thief!

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:52 pm

UPDATE

Yoctogram · Post by **Yoctogram** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:11 pm

Somehow run up the missiles and up the giant robot-thing. Attack that dino's face so you can at least cause SOME damage.

Ultradude15 · Post by **Ultradude15** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:28 pm

Call out the name of Ol' George, hoping he'll come to your rescue.

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:39 pm

Dodge the missiles, so they make the dent bigger.

If that doesn't work,
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Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:16 am

Throw the BUSINESS CARD at the missiles to explode them prematurely.

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:52 am

Then take the WORN-OUT PENNY from inside your ear, and throw it at the robot to jam it...Again.

EXCEPT THIS TIME IT WORKS.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:14 pm

Insults didn't work, eh? Then compliment him.

Also, try to shoot the missles with the infinity revolver. And if his chest is still open, shoot him there.

You tell The Doctor how nice his razor-sharp teeth look, and other dumb and slightly cliche' compliments. You don't think he can hear you over the missiles, so you shoot down a few of them. The bullets don't stop the missiles, though. You try shooting at the open chest, instead, but there's little to no affect.

Colossus Climb.

If that doesn't work, Brown Rage.

You run right up to the robot, and attempt to climb up it. The Doctor was apparently prepared for things like this, however, as the lower part of the robot's leg that you were climbing up turns at a 90 degree angle and then smashes you into the ground for 317 damage.

Somehow run up the missiles and up the giant robot-thing. Attack that dino's face so you can at least cause SOME damage.

You attempt to jump on to of one of the missles, but it explodes, sending you flying backwards a short ways for 168 damage.

It turns out trying to run on a missile is a pretty daisies stupid idea.

Call out the name of Ol' George, hoping he'll come to your rescue.

You yell for Ol' George and hope he comes to help. After all, why wouldn't he help you? You only slashed out one of his eyes, made him fall down and elevator shaft, and stabbed him in the gut.

He doesn't come, though. You can't figure out why.

Man, those missiles are sure taking their time.

Dodge the missiles, so they make the dent bigger.

You stand on the dent, and then jump out of the way just before the missiles hit you. The dent grows even larger. You're surprised it still hasn't broken.

Throw the BUSINESS CARD at the missiles to explode them prematurely.

You once again toss your BUSINESS CARD, which apparently also doubles as a ninja star, and use it to prematurely detonate the missiles. It actually works, despite the fact that bullets didn't. Your suspension of disbelief is beginning to have a little trouble at this point.

Then take the WORN-OUT PENNY from inside your ear, and throw it at the robot to jam it...Again.

EXCEPT THIS TIME IT WORKS.

You attempt to jam the robot with your WORN-OUT PENNY. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't work.

NVENTORY:
BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, VARIOUS SNACKS (3)

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,

(Sorry for the lack of updates recently, guys, I've been really tired recently. Which is also the reason why this update kind of sucks.)

Ryushusupercat · Post by **Ryushusupercat** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:21 pm

Maybe you should eat a snack or two...

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:41 pm

Trick the robot into walking on the dent.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:01 pm

Maybe you should eat a snack or two...

You've been taking a lot of damage recently, so you quickly scarf down the last of your snacks to heal 450 damage.

Trick the robot into walking on the dent.

You've been preparing for this almost the entire battle. You try and trick The Doctor into stepping on the dent.

You get close to the robot and begin yelling profanities at The Doctor, hoping he attempts to make the robot step on you. Surprisingly predictably, he does. You lead him over to the dent. You then stand on the dent and wait for him to ready a great, big, stomp. As he slams the robot's foot into the dent, you jump out of the way. The robot smashes right through the dent! Electrical shocks run through the robot, and the ship begins shaking and stuttering from the damage!

The tomfoolery you just pulled was so great that the very essence of Tomfoolery begins flowing through your veins!

It's time to end this! It's time to start a grand combo of tomfoolery and trickery!

TOM FOOL LIKE YOU'VE NEVER TOM FOOLED BEFORE!

INVENTORY:
BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET,

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,

(note: All tomfoolery related actions, from this point forward, must be written in all caps. Any non-tomfoolery related actions will be ignored.)

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:03 pm

Equip pipe and blow bubbles.

Grow a full beard. A migthy one.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:06 pm

USE MOP ON FALLEN ROBOT.

SAY "I'M MOPPING THE FLOOR WITH YOU."

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:12 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:USE MOP ON FALLEN ROBOT.

SAY "I'M MOPPING THE FLOOR WITH YOU!"

Fix'd. We don't want this to be ignored, now, do we?

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:27 pm

Run past the robot to the cockpit of the ship to pilot this thing.

It's time to do some barrel rolls.

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:57 pm

GUYS WHAT ABOUT ALL CAPS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The ADVENTURES of M.G. Fink, Daring Thief!

What shall the next adventure be?