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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:32 pm
by Miss Starseed
Karilyn wrote:Miss StarSeed wrote:"disappoint my parents" just refers to sex. Not necessarily the upstanding member of society-oriented kind. Why don't upstanding members of society just call it sex?
I dunno about other folks. I just thing disappoint my parents is a funny word. It's like, all those old folks who call sex like "whoopie" or whatever.
lmao I love you
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:44 pm
by Karilyn
Miss StarSeed wrote:lmao I love you
Whoopie
Doing the Nasty
Horizontal Watusi
Whitewashing the Uterus
Whitewashing the Rectum (for all the gays out there)
Making the beast with two backs
Burying the one eyed worm
Making baby batter
The Freaky-Leaky
Bumpin' uglies
Giving away your cookies
Knocking Boots
...
disappoint my parents really isn't that weird of a sex euphemism
Hey, Trenny, what's your favorite euphemism for sex?
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:52 pm
by Reyo
Karilyn wrote:Miss StarSeed wrote:lmao I love you
Whoopie
Doing the Nasty
Horizontal Watusi
Whitewashing the Uterus
Whitewashing the Rectum (for all the gays out there)
Making the beast with two backs
Burying the one eyed worm
Making baby batter
The Freaky-Leaky
Bumpin' uglies
Giving away your cookies
Knocking Boots
...
disappoint my parents really isn't that weird of a sex euphemism
double dipping
burying the bone
the tricycle (threesome)
ringing her bell
threading the needle
hitting a "home run"
boom-boom
baking cookies
fixing her plumbing
the "snake in the bush"
i-spy
corking the wine
and my personal favorite
The bedsheet olypics
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:54 pm
by DarkSurfer
HEY TREN HOW ABOUT SOME HORIZONTAL NO PANTS DANCE
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:55 pm
by DoNotDelete
There's a guy on morning television here who calls it playing a game of 'hide the sausage'.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:20 pm
by John Craft
Why does everyone on this forum look stupid, and why am I the only one who actually IS ?
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:53 pm
by Ryushusupercat
Reyo wrote:Karilyn wrote:Miss StarSeed wrote:lmao I love you
Whoopie
Doing the Nasty
Horizontal Watusi
Whitewashing the Uterus
Whitewashing the Rectum (for all the gays out there)
Making the beast with two backs
Burying the one eyed worm
Making baby batter
The Freaky-Leaky
Bumpin' uglies
Giving away your cookies
Knocking Boots
...
disappoint my parents really isn't that weird of a sex euphemism
double dipping
burying the bone
the tricycle (threesome)
ringing her bell
threading the needle
hitting a "home run"
boom-boom
baking cookies
fixing her plumbing
the "snake in the bush"
i-spy
corking the wine
and my personal favorite
The bedsheet olypics
If this van's a-rockin', don't bother knockin'.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:55 pm
by Trennicus
Karilyn wrote:Will you join the dark side?
No.
Plasma wrote:Will you join the light side?
I'm already on the light side.
Bacon wrote:Fapping makes your fingers tingle?
N-not that I'd know.
Crush Bandicoot wrote:Is it wrong that I think Harley Quinn is kinda hot?
Naaaawwwwt at all!
BANANA wrote:Also Tren, how's the hair?
Short!
scebboaliwiw wrote:Will you join the kind of dim side?
Sorry honey, I'm on the light side.
impmon08 wrote:Why is all my favorite music about megaman?
Megaman has some cool music, anyway.
Ame no Akai wrote:How does one disappoint my parents over a human?
One cannot.
The Big Cheese wrote:ALSO TREN
HAVE YOU BEEN USING YOUR MOUSEPAD AS A PILLOW YET
Not yet. Unless you count my hands.
Karilyn wrote:Hey, Trenny, what's your favorite euphemism for sex?
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
John Craft wrote:Why does everyone on this forum look stupid, and why am I the only one who actually IS ?
... Because you are.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:00 pm
by Trygve
What is the origins of the award winning rainbow Steve?
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:01 pm
by Fooflyer
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:53 pm
by Darkly Nightman
WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:55 am
by Crushter
Have you switched to Geico yet?
ALWAYS WAAAATCHIN' YOOOU.
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:44 am
by Superior Bacon
Are you a bad toy?
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:55 am
by Trennicus
Not not Trygve wrote:What is the origins of the award winning rainbow Steve?
None of your beeswax, sir.
Sort of!
Darkly Nightman wrote:WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET
Not cheddar! :U
Or Capital one.
Crush Bandicoot wrote:Have you switched to Geico yet?
ALWAYS WAAAATCHIN' YOOOU.
No.
Bacon wrote:Are you a bad toy?
I'm not a toy. <:
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:01 am
by Xabyrn
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?