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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:43 pm
by Leoj
Trygve wrote:Leoj wrote:Cafall wrote:Examine morning wood.
Look at CP.
Get caught by Chris Hansen.
Have a seat right over there.
I do not know what you just said. Is CP the disease or is it Ceasar's Place? Or maybe Captain Piccard!
It is most definetly Captain Piccard, if you don't know what it is, I suggest going to urban dictionary and typing in CP.
I respect your position, but seriously, check out this CP.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:30 pm
by AAA
Trygve wrote:Dzone wrote:epona4 wrote:Cut off arm.
With that mug in your hand.
You are now hitting yourself over and over again using the last of your strengths.
You fall asleep.
You wake up the next morning and all your stuff is gone.
You now got a morning wood.
Morning wood added to inventory.
What will you do now?
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:32 pm
by Sounnikoura
The nerdy RPG feeling is lost...
anyways
Go to the center of the town, read billboard.
dressed no more penises
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:33 pm
by The Idiotic Oracle
If you have a wife, beat her.
With your penis.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:09 pm
by AAA
Sounnikoura wrote:The nerdy RPG feeling is lost...
anyways
Go to the center of the town, read billboard.
dressed no more penises
Morning Wood is now a regular penis.
On the billboard there was two notices. The first one said
"Turnering må ha eget utstyr i dag"
The other one said:
"Bli med paa vikingtokt i morgen"
So in other words: There is a tournament being held today and you can join a viking-trip tomorrow.
You read this while wearing a pair of pants that you found.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:47 pm
by Sounnikoura
Watch the tournament and place some bets on the last rounds.
Also, what's a viking trip
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:49 pm
by SBKT
Sounnikoura wrote:Watch the tournament and place some bets on the last rounds
Drink the competitors you did not bet on under the table for good measure.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:00 pm
by AAA
Sounnikoura wrote:Watch the tournament and place some bets on the last rounds.
Also, what's a viking trip
It is the word I used after translating bodaciously. It is when vikings are going to plunder and destroy and whatever.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:04 pm
by Cafall
daisies, I wasn't done with my morning wood. Jerks.
Prepare for a fun and blood-filled day of plunderin'. Also, drink.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:06 pm
by AAA
SBKT wrote:Sounnikoura wrote:Watch the tournament and place some bets on the last rounds
Drink the competitors you did not bet on under the table for good measure.
You bet the little of your cheddar on the most pathetic person there was.
You drank the people under the table, except the one you bet your cheddar on.
You won a lot of cheddar.
A lot of cheddar added to the inventory.
You are now drunk.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:09 pm
by Unbalanced
>Eat penis
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:12 pm
by AAA
Unbalanced wrote:>Eat penis
Invalid command. Vikings are not a stupid people.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:14 pm
by Sounnikoura
Buy a new helmet to be prepared for tomorrow's Viking trip
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:22 pm
by Loli Witchfinder
Vikings are gay.
I say this as I proudly wear a Mjolnir.
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:40 pm
by SBKT
Sounnikoura wrote:Buy a new helmet to be prepared for tomorrow's Viking trip
Use the old helmet as a puke-cap.