Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 4:49 am
>Use the newspaper to make yourself a paper cape.
>Or
>Rub the pudding all over your skin, making you appear darker skinned.
>Or
>Rub the pudding all over your skin, making you appear darker skinned.
>You wrap the newspaper around your neck. NOW you're good to go. You look less silly, at least to yourself. Onward to adventure! Up up and away!Fooflyer wrote:>Use the newspaper to make yourself a paper cape.
>You see the men are running towards the mountain now. Them being your only lead, you follow, a sneaky plan in mind. Following behind them, you place the pudding in an open area in hopes of luring the beast.Odds wrote:Use pudding to lure monster.
>But, just in case its possibly a random hobo, you toss 3 cheddar onto the pudding. Classy.Merlin wrote:Use cheddar on pudding.
>You abscond into some nearby bushes, hearing the hunters grumbling back to town. Now you play that Waiting game™. You think you hear some faint rustles and sniffing in the distance. Oh god oh god oh god oh god...Odds wrote:Look for a place to lie in wait.
Fooflyer wrote:>Piss in the pudding.
That'll teach any starving bystander that this food is for the monster!
SBKT wrote:Whack off while waiting for the monster, prepared with a witty retort for anything that investigates, and your "barrel loaded" if that fails too.
> These voices in your head are really starting to scare you. Like, heeby-jeebies.Fooflyer wrote:>Take a dump in the rustling bushes.
>You look around quickly for a weapon to defend yourself with. You grab a large stick and hope for the best as a dark shambling creature steps out into the alcove, shuffling towards the pudding. Oh god oh god oh godOdds wrote:Find a makeshift weapon in case monster attacks.