AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Explain to the two men that you are the main character of this adventure, therefore you should fight the beast.

>You make a dash to catch up, calling out to them. When you reach them you attempt to explain your involvement with the plot. They return only confused looks with your fourth-wall breaking antics. Ha, internet forum. Ha, plot. Ha, main character. You'll show them all one day...

>With another hearty round of laughter they run off, leaving you at the town entrance. Man, no one ever believes your stories.

Let the beast kill them.

Examine beast.
CLEESH

(Read note hug tom)
(Disregard that)

>Follow the men into the forest, but keep your distance.

Tie the rope onto the hook and throw it onto a high tree branch then climb onto the high tree branch and watch the men try to take the beast while you wait in silence.

> A rush of ideas pour into your mind...

Nightduck wrote:Tie the rope onto the hook and throw it onto a high tree branch then climb onto the high tree branch and watch the men try to take the beast while you wait in silence.

>You attempt to tie the rope thought the hole in the hook's bottom, but you can't manage to find a tree branch to support you. Though hey, neat grappling hook. You put it away in your bag.

Water wrote: >Follow the men into the forest, but keep your distance.

Cafall wrote:Examine beast.
CLEESH

iconsting wrote:Let the beast kill them.

>You never did end up going to that Castle in the Sky, so CLEESHings out. You instead opt for following the men into the forest, at least to examine this monster, and hopefully see those jerks get whats what. They're probably lumberjacks or something.

Inventory.

Catch a duck and throw it at the ground in front of them. Hopefully they pick it up and it explodes.

They should no better then to pick up a duck.

Merlin wrote:Inventory.

>As you head towards the woods, you decide to check your smorgasbord of stuff in your bag.

>
-10 cheddar
-A spare shirt
-A piece of paper
-Makeshift grappling hook
-Town newspaper
-Package of Insta-Pudding Mix

Nightduck wrote:Catch a duck and throw it at the ground in front of them. Hopefully they pick it up and it explodes.

They should no better then to pick up a duck.

>Now these voices are just getting confusing. What are ducks? You've never heard of those. They sound dangerous though. Mental note, avoid ducks you think to yourself.

Make pudding.

>Put your spare shirt on your head, wearing it as a blasphemous improvisation of a turban of some kind.

Odds wrote:Make pudding.

>Tired from all that walking around you're doing, you decide to make some delicious pudding. Luckily, all it needs is some water. You head north to the field where your camp once was. You scoop out some water from the babbling brook and mix up some delicious pudding. You put it in your bag (somehow).

Fooflyer wrote:>Put your spare shirt on your head, wearing it as a blasphemous improvisation of a turban of some kind.

>Feeling adventurous now that you've accomplished something excellent, you wrap your shirt around your head. You're not sure what this accomplishes though. But hey, free hat! Sort of!

Use pudding to lure monster.

Read the Town Newspaper loudly to distract the monster and make it feel depressed. Since when is the news good?