ITT: Adventure (Finished!)

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:07 am

SBKT wrote:Examine tree.

>You take a closer look at a tree next to you. Curse you ADD, you have beaten me once again. It is a nice tree though. Your makeshift club is from this tree. pop flyin' little tree.

Fooflyer wrote:> Tell the dark shambling creature that you've recently set up shop in the woods and that the pudding is worth 17 cheddar, even though it has 3 cheddar in it.

> In a loud, salesman voice.

Odds wrote:Attack creature.

Merlin wrote:Use grappling hook on stick.

Bravado overcomes you as the monster seems to be enticed by the pudding. Calling upon those lessons from your car salesman of a father, you get its attention by shouting about a new deal about said pudding. Thinking quickly, and from watching too many bad 80's action movies, you attach the hook to the stick and throw it at the monster while its confused about what you're talking about. The stick lashes out and strikes the monster. Wow, that actually worked. The creature staggers back, howling. You charge it, your cape and odd hat only serve to confuse it more.

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:09 am

> Confuse it in any way possible.

Nightduck · Post by **Nightduck** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:09 am

Slap the monster with girly slap justice.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:09 am

Keep going.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:11 am

Yank the stick as hard as you can in an attempt to wedge the hooks deeper into its flesh or to remove some of the said flesh.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:12 am

SBKT wrote:Yank the stick as hard as you can in an attempt to wedge the hooks deeper into its flesh or to remove some of the said flesh.

Airigh wrote:> Confuse it in any way possible.

Nightduck wrote:Slap the monster with girly slap justice.

Odds wrote:Keep going.

>Yanking on the makeshift harpoon, you attempt to grapple him, only to have it fall and come back to you, realizing wood doesn't exactly grip flesh all that well. Well, no one said you were the next Ahab. You leap onto the monster, knocking it down. You bring about your greatest amount of nerd-like rage and slap the hooblies out of it. Oh man, you said hooblies. It's on now. You yell "WHATS THE FREQUENCY KENNETH" as you assault it. You're not sure, but you think its actually trying to say something.

Nightduck · Post by **Nightduck** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:14 am

Slow but continue the slapping and see if it says anything.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:15 am

Use your club to loosen some teeth.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:15 am

See what monster has to say while maintaining threat level.

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:19 am

>Be scary, but see what it has to say.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:21 am

SBKT wrote:Use your club to loosen some teeth.

>You smack the hairy-faced beast. Of course, it probably helps if you ask him a question first. And nothing of what color your underwear are. That won't get you anywhere.

Odds wrote:See what monster has to say while maintaining threat level.

Nightduck wrote:Slow but continue the slapping and see if it says anything.

>You decide to ease up, and let the gruff man talk. It sounds garbled at first, but if you just took a wooden stick to the head and was assaulted by..well, you're still not sure what, you would too. Apparently this things name is "Tootins", the self-exiled ex-champion ex-hygienic hermit who lives at the base of the mountain. He must of been that man you saw rambling when you started this weird adventure. You get off of him, and he dusts himself off like this happens often. Which wouldn't surprise him you at all.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:22 am

Inquire Tootins why he's been following you.

Nightduck · Post by **Nightduck** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:23 am

Try to sell the pudding again.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:26 am

Odds wrote:Inquire Tootins why he's been following you.

>You ask Tootins why he's been following you, but part of you fears to know. Apparently he and your father played tennis often, and your father was the only one to best him until Marte came along. After his crushing defeat, he felt you could defeat him and gain back Tootins desire to play. Of course, lets pass on why doesn't Tootins just play it himself, but you ARE the main character after all. Of course, you tell him it doesn't help you're not a sports person. He makes several unintelligible noises that sound like squirrels are being strangled. Then again, looking at his beard you wouldn't be shocked at that.

Nightduck wrote:Try to sell the pudding again.

Tootins already pocketed it in his jacket, and you'd rather not go near that.

Post by **Merlin** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:27 am

Examine rock.