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[TheStranger]

Just got home from a bar crawl. Pretty good night overall

[Stranaton]

I read that as Car Brawl.
It would have been way more interesting that way.

this is what happens when Optimus Prime has too much to drink

[SaintCrazy]

I want some kind of fruit, but there is not very much fruit in this house, other than some dried fruits and yogurt and I think i saw an apple somewhere.

What if I get scurvy???

[Omnithea]

Your teeth, nails, and hair will fall out. Your heart, lungs, and muscles will drown in your own blood.

[Tammerath]

Your teeth, nails, and hair will fall out. Your heart, lungs, and muscles will drown in your own blood.

Isn't your heart drowning in your own blood anyway?

[SaintCrazy]

[Omnithea]

Your teeth, nails, and hair will fall out. Your heart, lungs, and muscles will drown in your own blood.

Isn't your heart drowning in your own blood anyway?

It contains and pumps blood. If blood surrounds the heart it can't beat properly.

[Tammerath]

Your teeth, nails, and hair will fall out. Your heart, lungs, and muscles will drown in your own blood.

Isn't your heart drowning in your own blood anyway?

It contains and pumps blood. If blood surrounds the heart it can't beat properly.

But if a person is drowning, water has to be inside their lungs. So I guess hearts drown in reverse?

[Omnithea]

Allow me a little poetic license. Technically your heart is squeezed till it stops.

[Tammerath]

Allow me a little poetic license. Technically your heart is squeezed till it stops.

"BLOOD

WAT R U DOING

BLOOD

STAHP"

[TheStranger]

I read that as Car Brawl.
It would have been way more interesting that way.

XD That WOULD have been more interesting. Alas, it was just some drinking. No hangover today surprisingly

[Ersatz]

The weirdest thing happened moments ago while I was playing Mario Kart Wii online. My wiimote's batteries died right after I selected Random map, so I ran upstairs to fetch new ones, but when I came back, everything was acting strange. The race had already started and I had to be at the beginning of the race, but I could hear several bob-ombs and incoming shell warnings. It didn't make sense since all the other players should have been somewhere else on the map. I couldn't see anything because of the huge message telling me to Press A because the connection with the wiimote had been lost. So I put the new batteries in the wiimote and pressed A. There were like 3 players around me (so right behind the finish line), one of them was using a star and driving back and forth across the road, and the other two were throwing bombs everywhere. It makes no sense because they weren't even near item boxes. I drove a bit and noticed I forgot to put the battery protection thingy back, so I stopped and took a few seconds to put it back, and noticed the three players that had stayed with me were still around me. I continued driving and I was sure I was last, but it ended automatically just before I could complete the final lap (30 seconds delay after the first player finishes I guess). I was the 5th out of 10 or 11 players.
I did two other races right after that, and they were weird too. Players would use bombs and lightnings before the race even started and any player would regularly receive 2 blue shells in less than 1 seconds. There were green and red shells and bombs everywhere (some bombs didn't even explode), lightnings every 10 seconds, icons were jumping around on the minimap...

[Tammerath]

Have you been smoking?

[Ersatz]

I stopped playing to see if it would fix the problem (and to post my previous post) and now it's working fine.

[TheStranger]

It probably glitched out