AWKWARD ZOMBIE

stir frying is basically the easiest application of cooking food ever, and when people are like "wehhh i cannnt coooookkkk" i just stare at them with a heavy sigh.

So I filled a bowl with hot water from my sink and put the ramen and pack in the bowl but why is it so square and why is the flavor packet not dissolving????????????????

You have to set it on fire. Get some kerosene.

You must perform a demonic ritual. Do you have any fresh chickens on hand?

Wait, hold on the chickens, the sacrifice needs to be relevant to what flavor you want. It's not Oriental flavor, is it?

I mean I can cook SOME things, just saying I don't always have the time/motivation to do so.

I just ate two hard-boiled eggs that I hard-boiled myself. I tossed some cracked pepper on them so they wouldn't taste that bland.

I could probably cook if I just wasn't so overwhelmingly lazy.

I like to cook, though I wish I had the motivation to do so.
Eggs are easy, tasty, fun and relatively cheap though, so why people say they can't even cook an egg is beyond me.
You crack it into a bowl, dump some butter in a pan, mash the egg rapidly with a fork, dump the egg into the butter-coated pan and then just keep stirring it around until it's not gooey anymore. Unless you're cooking with way too much power, you can't fuck up an egg that easily.

I don't know how to cook an egg because I don't like eggs.

I wish I could say I can cook quesadillas, but I always use a quesadilla maker and precooked chicken, so I don't feel like I am entitled to make that claim.

Nothing wrong with using the tools available to you.

I can make enough food without instructions to survive, but it would get boring after a while. With instructions, though, I can make any dish on the planet.

My cooking skill is relatively simple, limited mostly to basic frying, baking or boiling, but Im better now that Im used to be.

Power's out

Made a snowman

Merry friggan Christmas