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Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:43 pm

stir frying is basically the easiest application of cooking food ever, and when people are like "wehhh i cannnt coooookkkk" i just stare at them with a heavy sigh.

Post by **Gryewolf** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:47 pm

So I filled a bowl with hot water from my sink and put the ramen and pack in the bowl but why is it so square and why is the flavor packet not dissolving????????????????

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:54 pm

You have to set it on fire. Get some kerosene.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:00 pm

You must perform a demonic ritual. Do you have any fresh chickens on hand?

Reyo · Post by **Reyo** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:09 pm

Wait, hold on the chickens, the sacrifice needs to be relevant to what flavor you want. It's not Oriental flavor, is it?

SaintCrazy · Post by **SaintCrazy** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:30 pm

I mean I can cook SOME things, just saying I don't always have the time/motivation to do so.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:32 pm

I just ate two hard-boiled eggs that I hard-boiled myself. I tossed some cracked pepper on them so they wouldn't taste that bland.

wordNumber · Post by **wordNumber** » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:49 pm

I could probably cook if I just wasn't so overwhelmingly lazy.

Post by **Turbro** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:37 am

I like to cook, though I wish I had the motivation to do so.
Eggs are easy, tasty, fun and relatively cheap though, so why people say they can't even cook an egg is beyond me.
You crack it into a bowl, dump some butter in a pan, mash the egg rapidly with a fork, dump the egg into the butter-coated pan and then just keep stirring it around until it's not gooey anymore. Unless you're cooking with way too much power, you can't fuck up an egg that easily.

Mete · Post by **Mete** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:40 am

I don't know how to cook an egg because I don't like eggs.

wordNumber · Post by **wordNumber** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:43 am

I wish I could say I can cook quesadillas, but I always use a quesadilla maker and precooked chicken, so I don't feel like I am entitled to make that claim.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:03 am

Nothing wrong with using the tools available to you.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:30 am

I can make enough food without instructions to survive, but it would get boring after a while. With instructions, though, I can make any dish on the planet.

TheStranger · Post by **TheStranger** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:32 am

My cooking skill is relatively simple, limited mostly to basic frying, baking or boiling, but Im better now that Im used to be.

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:32 am

Power's out

Made a snowman

Merry friggan Christmas

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