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[Madican]

Finally killed the daisies fly. Now I can go to sleep without hearing it constantly buzzing.

[BurntToShreds]

You have just angered the swarm. They will have their revenge, as long as it takes them (which is like, just a few days and then they're dead)

[Nefarious Bear]

So Clyve is girl or homosexual. We are this much closer to understanding this enigma.

I'm kidding I know how you feel about us knowing your true identity

We've known this since the beginning. Check out Clyve's posts from when he/she first started.

Things that make me pop flyin' include, but are not limited to: -Cute girls -Manly men -

[Shad]

SPAM is my boy.

[Sollix]

Can't sleep....



Drank a cup and half of this stuff. Almost 6 hours ago. And I'm still active.

Like, more active than if I drank coffee. And coffee does not get me going that easily. MEANWHILE, THIS PURPLE DRANK SHOWS UP AND NOW I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP ;_; FEELS BAT MAN.

you could have texted me awake and i dont know why this didn't work the first time. woah.

[Sammich Monster]

Clyve didn't say the date had an alcohol problem.

No he didn't, but by the way he described it kinda seemed like he was displeased with why he saw.
But I'm glad it turned out nice! I'm horrified to wonder at what your other dates have been like.

And on an entirely different note, I forgot how extremely right-wing my grandparents were. Now that I've been gone for a year I can't help but think "My god, you're all insane"
The only news station they watch is Fox. This morning I tried explaining to my grandpa why he shouldn't and that it was all propaganda for one man's opinion but he brushed off those claims as "coming for those crazy left-wing extremists".
We then had a short debate on whether or not Obama is to blame for 5 trillion more dollars in our national debt.

Boy, this is going to be a long two months.

[saximaphone]

I have no idea why you are all so confused.
Clyve's gender is obviously Baby Hippo.

[D-vid]

What pronoun do you use for baby hippos?

[Mete]

Hur

[saximaphone]

16 pages by fourth period

I know you're not in University.
Are you in private school?
Or Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Children?

Or are you just not done a week's worth of assignments?

Oh right, help.

Uh...
*looks at other screen*
THUNDERCATS.
LUNCHBOXES.
POLYGONS!
DELETE ALL BY TYPE HISTORY!
UV LAYOUTS!

[Mete]

Who makes 14-year-old kids write a 16-page journal

[Mete]

The longest thing I've ever written was a 10-page graduation essay about an author and two books three years ago. Most of the stuff I had to write in gymnasium was 3-4 pages max.

[D-vid]

Even in university you won't have to write that much except for the grad paper.

[saximaphone]

Write a journal about journals and why you shouldn't write them.

[Sollix]

Write a journal about journals and why you shouldn't write them.

Do it.