AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yeeeeesssssssss

pop flyin' BIRTHDAY MEEEEE I GOT MIKES HARD BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I COULD SCROUNGE UP IN BOTTLES BEING BROKEEEE UGUUUUUUU.

God bless you, Russian SCP

You chose one of the best threads to bring back from the dead.

They are getting smarter....

forgot about that little gem of a thread.

thank you SCP for reminding me

When I saw the tough love thread, I was like "Who the hell posted in that?"

Then I saw it was a Russian SCP and died laughing.

THEY'RE COMIN OUT OF THE WALLS, MAN!

Sandwich Monster wrote:God bless you, Russian SCP

You chose one of the best threads to bring back from the dead.

Oh god, and I just searched for that a couple of hours ago when I remembered it.

Okay guys, so I'm getting that iWatch for graduation (with my own cheddar). I have a plan. I'm going to put this on my iPod and walk around with it as normal, but then when somebody near me cracks a relatively bad joke I'm going to play that.

Just saw a job ad for an ice cream van driver. Actually pretty tempted to put my name down for an interview just to try and see how many pedos and weirdos apply for something like this

one : u

I'll get the big promotion if I talk about how much I love kids yeah

spoony you're already fat enough.
you dong need more ice cream or children to eat

Crisp wrote:spoony you're already fat enough.
you dong need more ice cream or children to eat

when typos strike

And the implication that ze was on hir phone, and was using autocorrect...