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[Stranaton]

had this guy for years, at least

now i mostly just use my phone though

that's not a walkman

this is a walkman

[Mete]

My phone that doubles as everything

[Sammich Monster]

I'm kind of worried that I can't remember things from a sequence. Like, it's been a while since I've watched Mawaru Penguindrum and I can recall bits and pieces from it, but I can't remember the storyline.
If you showed me a scene of it I could remember what happened when it was shown, but if you asked me to say what happened in the second half of the series I would be hard pressed to remember.
This happens with books, too. It's been a few months since I've read the last book of the Inheritance series and I'm wracking my brain trying to remember what the hell happened.

But luckily, most of the time if someone else jogs my memory I can start piecing events back together to form at least part of the story and work from there.

[Spoony]

I do daresay that he's officially taken up the reins as the new most hated comic artist in all of the internets.

While he certainly isn't making any bros, he's not going to pass B^U any time soon, unless he displays an overt fondness for underage girls.

[Cafall]

overt fondness

yo i wrote your name on my dick can we sext yet

[Alex]

i just want to see dobson make an animated series already

[Spoony]

yo i wrote your name on my dick can we sext yet

bro I've tried it

and it just doesn't work

laydays aren't all about the dick writing anymore

even if it's nice calligraphy

[Flicky]

Play with me. Do it.

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

I kinda feel terrible right now because high heat and humidity don't work well together with me.

I got these two glands on my neck that are hopefully just expanding due to fighting infection of some kind. They're tender when I press on them and from what I read, it's apparently (thankfully) a sign that it's nothing worrisome.

[Cori]

Your lymph nodes? Yeah, mine get really tender and swollen when I'm fighting off a bug. It's probably just a cold but it wouldn't hurt to beef up on some vitamins to help fight the sickness.

[Superior Bacon]

yeah, lymphnodes swell and get tender when you're sick. you'll be fine.

[Guyperson]

Apparently someone put The Avengers (the entire movie) on youtube. Taking bets on how long until it gets deleted.

[BurntToShreds]

Yeah, I saw a thread about it on /co/. Apparently the video has been around for quite a bit.

[Galaxy Man]

The last time my neck was swollen it was a salavatory gland infection. Also strep throat.

i would still see a doctor about the swelling, especially if it's not normal.

[Tatzel]

So Sweden won the ESC, I think it was a deserved win.
Some things got high which I will never understand (Russia being second, Albania somewhere in the top 5), and some got lower which I don't understand either. And I will never understand all the hate for Jedward.

Germany scored a solid 8th out of 26 participaints, which I think is pretty good. The commentary for Moldavia was the best, imo: "The pop flyin' blacksmith and his dancing lampshades"
I think it was a fucking dick move of Azerbaijan to not introduce the participaints with a small movie about their countries they are representating, but they just put tourism ads for their own country instead. Really low blow.


Also, Albania: