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Cori · Post by **Cori** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:44 am

My mom's name is Denise. Sometimes people spell it 'Denis'. Other times people look at the word 'Denise' and pronounce it 'Dennis'. This happens when we get fast food sometimes.

"Dennis?"
me: "That's you mom."

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:46 am

Guys, my name is a clusterfuck of consonants and my own family can't agree on how to pronounce it. Seriously.

Omnithea · Post by **Omnithea** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:47 am

Syobon wrote:Guys, my name is a clusterfuck of consonants and my own family can't agree on how to pronounce it. Seriously.

Made especially funny by your choice of avatar.

Silver_Wolf · Post by **Silver_Wolf** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:48 am

I was originally going to my mom and dad's last names as my last name. But Mississippi doesn't allow people to have hyphenated last names on their birth certificate (unless you are from out-of-state obviously). My state is dumb.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:49 am

Ame no Akai wrote:This is when it pays to be a Fred.

Of course mortality rate among people who know this is extremely high because some insolent fucks cannot resist to go yabba-dabba-doo

at least they don't relate you to the fred of internet """"""""""""Fame""""""""""""""""""""

Galaxy Man · Post by **Galaxy Man** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:51 am

My name is Jacob.

bodaciously the hardest name to misspell in America.

every time i get junk mail it says Jakob

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Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:52 am

Russian spambots.

BeatBoxingBoo · Post by **BeatBoxingBoo** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:52 am

Hi my name is Jeremy Comstock and I get made fun of all the god daisies time for my last name

Flicky · Post by **Flicky** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:53 am

My first name is fine, nobody ever has any trouble saying Ben.

But then my middle name. God, my middle name. Matthias. That's right. Matthias. Muh-thy-uss. Who even names anyone that?

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:53 am

I am so sorry.

To bbb and Flicky

Mete · Post by **Mete** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:53 am

Syobon wrote:Guys, my name is a clusterfuck of consonants and my own family can't agree on how to pronounce it. Seriously.

"So it's time to think of a name for our to-be-born son"
"How about this? It's pointlessly complicated and everyone, including us, will inevitably get it wrong most of the time"
"Brilliant!"

Silver_Wolf · Post by **Silver_Wolf** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:54 am

My initials spell KEG. I swear my parents did it on purpose.

Flicky · Post by **Flicky** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:56 am

Also, my last name isn't Keldar. Who even pronounces Kelder like that?

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Fri May 25, 2012 12:58 am

@Mete, it's my family name that is the problem, although my first name is still difficult comparered to the names most of you ar whining about.

So I just saw that Stella commercial that says "It's a chalice, not a glass". Currently residing in the since 1366 hometown of the brewery of Stella Artois, I have to say

dafuq?

saximaphone · Post by **saximaphone** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:07 am

Ame no Akai wrote:Wait, are there seriously two simultaneous mafia games going on?

Is this some sort of multi-thread drifting?

Never heard of a second one going off.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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