AWKWARD ZOMBIE

bodaciously right when you posted that: It: Do you work for the government?

Confession: I am CleverBot.

TIL there's a time capsule in New York that's not going to be opened until the year 6939. Huh.

Too bad there won't be any humans left to open it after 4284.

Malum wrote:You guys have no idea how badly I want to post "Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R!" when a Russian SCP makes a thread.

I'd rather they just get reported and thats it.

Exeres wrote:Too bad there won't be any humans left to open it after 4284.

Thanks for the panic attack bro.

Oh, did you plan on being alive in 2200 years?

Exeres wrote:Oh, did you plan on being alive in 2200 years?

I know, I know. It doesn't concern me in the slightest. It's just my stupid fucking anxiety that makes me like, worried about the future or some stupid shit.

Don't really know what other thread to put this in:

Apparently today was "hit on Kyra" day at the store. The main participants in the festivities were a group of guys in their late 20s who had various things painted in blue on their forehead. A red-haired guy with a mustache and the word "SEXY" on his forehead spent almost a half hour trying to get me to agree to go to some party with them after I got off work, and to get my number. This was despite telling him that I was going home after work, No I wouldn't tell him when my shift ended, I had school the next day, I have no number to give him. Finally, he stopped when I said "Tuxedo Mask is expecting me home after work, and too young for you, bro." He proceeded to blame it all on his mustache. Right. that's totes what the issue was.

I guess that even if I'm fat enough for my mom to make snarky remarks, I'm still pretty enough to attract complete strangers. So all in all, chalking it up as a win?

riku you ain't fat

you're one hot bitch

I'm a bitch? ;-;

You are one beautiful and classy lady, and are in no way, shape, or form a "bitch"

Scanned my computer with MSE. Found absolutely nothing. Can't tell if I should be worried or pop flyin'.

Ever see somebody post something and know they're going to suffer for it? I'll be waiting all day for the hammer to fall.

Exeres wrote:Oh, did you plan on being alive in 2200 years?

yes