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Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 3:07 am
by SaintCrazy
Obviously your teachers just need to connect every subject to dinosaurs somehow.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 3:10 am
by Komodoensis
Obviously. Until in History where we discuss the mass extinctions of millions of years, and in English where we read, fucking dinosaur journals of whatever or some shit, I will continue to fail.
Maybe, just maybe, I should strive to be a Paleontologist.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 4:22 am
by Exeres
I wanted to be a paleontologist.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 4:26 am
by Sol Reaper
Then it is settled. Komo will become a paleontologist and Exeres will live vicariously through him.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 4:32 am
by Exeres
I'll stand in the background with a scotch on the rocks, silently hating Komodo for stealing my dreams.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 6:30 am
by Omnithea
Look on the bright side. You'll have scotch and legs. Some people have Thunderbird and stumps.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 9:26 am
by Exeres
As long as civilization has existed, philosophers have struggled to define humanity. Though many answers have been put forward, there has never been a universally-accepted truth. We are rapidly approaching a time where technological advances will force us to settle on a unified definition of what it means to be a human.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 10:34 am
by Galaxy Man
Human - Homo sapiens, first known species with a brain developed enough to allow for complex and abstract thought. Stands upright on two legs. Omnivorous. Has developed tools more thoroughly than any other species on the planet Earth. Not evolving as natural predators, this ability to reason and use complex mechanisms is what allowed the species to grow to become the dominant race on the planet as of the present. Part of the family Hominidae, specifically the group Homininae, which includes Gorillas and Chimpanzees along with Humans.
hey would you look at that
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 10:45 am
by FatOldRobot
What is a man?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:10 am
by Galaxy Man
A human possessing male gonads, and self-identifying as male.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:12 am
by FatOldRobot
Galaxy Man wrote:A human possessing male gonads, and self-identifying as male.
WRONG
A: A miserable little pile of secrets.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:20 am
by Valbrandur
A man is a pitiful being who begs for mercy when faced with a creature far more powerful than himself.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:21 am
by Galaxy Man
i dunno what science class you guys took
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:28 am
by Nefarious Bear
FatOldRobot wrote:Galaxy Man wrote:A human possessing male gonads, and self-identifying as male.
WRONG
A: A miserable little pile of secrets.
But enough talk... Have at you!
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:52 am
by Ersatz
Have to fill in a personal training program for my physical education class
Have to choose some stretching exercises
Hey! This one looks fine! But what muscle does it stretch? To the Internet!
Every search result is about strengthening one's Qi by rebalancing one's meridians by stretching one's legs so one reaches a higher plane of existence because flexibility
Okay...