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SaintCrazy · Post by **SaintCrazy** » Sat May 12, 2012 3:07 am

Obviously your teachers just need to connect every subject to dinosaurs somehow.

Komodoensis · Post by **Komodoensis** » Sat May 12, 2012 3:10 am

Obviously. Until in History where we discuss the mass extinctions of millions of years, and in English where we read, fucking dinosaur journals of whatever or some shit, I will continue to fail.

Maybe, just maybe, I should strive to be a Paleontologist.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat May 12, 2012 4:22 am

I wanted to be a paleontologist.

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Sat May 12, 2012 4:26 am

Then it is settled. Komo will become a paleontologist and Exeres will live vicariously through him.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat May 12, 2012 4:32 am

I'll stand in the background with a scotch on the rocks, silently hating Komodo for stealing my dreams.

Omnithea · Post by **Omnithea** » Sat May 12, 2012 6:30 am

Look on the bright side. You'll have scotch and legs. Some people have Thunderbird and stumps.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat May 12, 2012 9:26 am

As long as civilization has existed, philosophers have struggled to define humanity. Though many answers have been put forward, there has never been a universally-accepted truth. We are rapidly approaching a time where technological advances will force us to settle on a unified definition of what it means to be a human.

Galaxy Man · Post by **Galaxy Man** » Sat May 12, 2012 10:34 am

Human - Homo sapiens, first known species with a brain developed enough to allow for complex and abstract thought. Stands upright on two legs. Omnivorous. Has developed tools more thoroughly than any other species on the planet Earth. Not evolving as natural predators, this ability to reason and use complex mechanisms is what allowed the species to grow to become the dominant race on the planet as of the present. Part of the family Hominidae, specifically the group Homininae, which includes Gorillas and Chimpanzees along with Humans.

hey would you look at that

FatOldRobot · Post by **FatOldRobot** » Sat May 12, 2012 10:45 am

What is a man?

Galaxy Man · Post by **Galaxy Man** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:10 am

A human possessing male gonads, and self-identifying as male.

FatOldRobot · Post by **FatOldRobot** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:12 am

Galaxy Man wrote:A human possessing male gonads, and self-identifying as male.

WRONG
A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:20 am

A man is a pitiful being who begs for mercy when faced with a creature far more powerful than himself.

Galaxy Man · Post by **Galaxy Man** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:21 am

i dunno what science class you guys took

Nefarious Bear · Post by **Nefarious Bear** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:28 am

FatOldRobot wrote:
Galaxy Man wrote:A human possessing male gonads, and self-identifying as male.
WRONG
A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

But enough talk... Have at you!

Ersatz · Post by **Ersatz** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:52 am

Have to fill in a personal training program for my physical education class
Have to choose some stretching exercises
Hey! This one looks fine! But what muscle does it stretch? To the Internet!
Every search result is about strengthening one's Qi by rebalancing one's meridians by stretching one's legs so one reaches a higher plane of existence because flexibility
Okay...

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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