AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'd rather just stick with a chunk of metal for weight lifting thanks.

I wonder what the next 'look better, get fitter, much quicker' gizmo will look like.

Probably a dragon wang.

Crisp wrote:I think I have a hugeass fear of seacreatures.


no wait. I know I fucking do.

SHOOLIS. I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOURE SCARED OF FISH. ;A;

Does that include dolphins and whales?

Baleen whales can't even bite you - they don't have teeth, just bristly brush-like things.

Basking sharks don't have any kind of teeth - they'll just gum you to death.

Mr. Mander wrote:We're on the Guild Wars standard here though. Green is legendary boss drops.

You say that like they're a good thing. Meanwhile my inventory is stashed with worthless greens I can't get rid off.

Give them to your Heroes, bro

DoNotDelete wrote:Basking sharks don't have any kind of teeth - they'll just gum you to death.

That must be a funny feeling, I imagine this to be sort of tickling.
I guess it also depends how strong of a jaw they have, teeth or not. If they can easily crush bones, I don't really want my hand close to that face

Mr. Mander wrote:Give them to your Heroes, bro

My heroes don' need 10 Longbows, and I usually run casters :/. And all the monk off-hands I have are useless since I don't have a good one-handed other than the totem axe. That's what I get for farming tomes though. The necro staffs I have do work nicely on discordway.

Why didn't anybody tell me how amazing Community is

i didn't even know you guys had TV over there

He made it himself out of some coat hangers and a crocodile hide.

You know, I don't think I've eaten crocodile before

I might have to look into this one

I have a list of animals I still need to eat, and crocs/gators are on there.


I just had an idea.
I support small local businesses, so what if there was a holiday for eating/shopping at small local businesses instead of the mega huge faceless corporations?

DoNotDelete wrote:I wonder what the next 'look better, get fitter, much quicker' gizmo will look like.

Probably a dragon wang.

Crisp wrote:I think I have a hugeass fear of seacreatures.


no wait. I know I fucking do.

SHOOLIS. I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOURE SCARED OF FISH. ;A;

Does that include dolphins and whales?

Baleen whales can't even bite you - they don't have teeth, just bristly brush-like things.

Basking sharks don't have any kind of teeth - they'll just gum you to death.

No no. Those are fine.judt.


Eels
Jellyfish
Squid
Ocotpi
Fish
Those hugeassed clams

Stuff like that.

And leeches.
And fuck I am just never going into the sea ever again. Or lake. Or anything.

HEY GUESS WHO FIXED THEIR INTERNET?
CERTAINLY NOT THIS TOOL

Didja miss me?

Sol returns.

And he comes bearing spambots.

Everyone's a winner!