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[Vrominelli]

I'd rather just stick with a chunk of metal for weight lifting thanks.

[DoNotDelete]

I wonder what the next 'look better, get fitter, much quicker' gizmo will look like.

Probably a dragon wang.

I think I have a hugeass fear of seacreatures.


no wait. I know I fucking do.

SHOOLIS. I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOURE SCARED OF FISH. ;A;

Does that include dolphins and whales?

Baleen whales can't even bite you - they don't have teeth, just bristly brush-like things.

Basking sharks don't have any kind of teeth - they'll just gum you to death.

[Syobon]

We're on the Guild Wars standard here though. Green is legendary boss drops.

You say that like they're a good thing. Meanwhile my inventory is stashed with worthless greens I can't get rid off.

[Mr. Mander]

Give them to your Heroes, bro

[Tatzel]

Basking sharks don't have any kind of teeth - they'll just gum you to death.

That must be a funny feeling, I imagine this to be sort of tickling.
I guess it also depends how strong of a jaw they have, teeth or not. If they can easily crush bones, I don't really want my hand close to that face

[Syobon]

Give them to your Heroes, bro

My heroes don' need 10 Longbows, and I usually run casters :/. And all the monk off-hands I have are useless since I don't have a good one-handed other than the totem axe. That's what I get for farming tomes though. The necro staffs I have do work nicely on discordway.

[Spoony]

Why didn't anybody tell me how amazing Community is

[DarkSurfer]

i didn't even know you guys had TV over there

[Dire]

He made it himself out of some coat hangers and a crocodile hide.

[Spoony]

You know, I don't think I've eaten crocodile before

I might have to look into this one

[Vrominelli]

I have a list of animals I still need to eat, and crocs/gators are on there.


I just had an idea.
I support small local businesses, so what if there was a holiday for eating/shopping at small local businesses instead of the mega huge faceless corporations?

[Sollix]

I wonder what the next 'look better, get fitter, much quicker' gizmo will look like.

Probably a dragon wang.

I think I have a hugeass fear of seacreatures.


no wait. I know I fucking do.

SHOOLIS. I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOURE SCARED OF FISH. ;A;

Does that include dolphins and whales?

Baleen whales can't even bite you - they don't have teeth, just bristly brush-like things.

Basking sharks don't have any kind of teeth - they'll just gum you to death.

No no. Those are fine.judt.


Eels
Jellyfish
Squid
Ocotpi
Fish
Those hugeassed clams

Stuff like that.

And leeches.
And fuck I am just never going into the sea ever again. Or lake. Or anything.

[Sol Reaper]

HEY GUESS WHO FIXED THEIR INTERNET?
CERTAINLY NOT THIS TOOL

Didja miss me?

[Sollix]

[DoNotDelete]

Sol returns.

And he comes bearing spambots.

Everyone's a winner!