AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I thought it was a typo when I first heard it. You know, like using a template and not fixing a part of it.
But apparently this superintendent or someperson sat down and just decided to add it in on a whim and talked them through it even. It was intentional.

This town in general is a mess.
The Tim Horton's alone is more organized than our entire town.
We had giant hole in our main street for almost a year, forcing maybe 2 stores out of business.

Also, we volunteered hosting the Manitoba Summer Games and SURPRISE! we have no facilities!
So we will have our province's official track races and shit at the highschool track that surrounds the football field.

What's that you say? A good job opportunity? WRONG. It's all volunteer work.

Ah, you're in Canadia. That explains a lot

How?

I have heard about Canadian schools pulling just as much bullshit as American ones.

German I Cumulitive Exam:

Wollen | Essen | Sollen | Müssen | Können | Sein | Fahren | Wissen | Kaufen | Brauchen

Baby stuf-

Denn | Weil | Nie | Immer | Einmal | Oft | Zweimal | Jetzt | Manchmal | Wie Oft | Später

Okay tha-

Multiple Choice

PFFFTTTTAAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAH

Nevermind, I'm good

You got this licked, bro.

Malum wrote:

RikuKyuutu wrote:Ah, you're in Canadia. That explains a lot

No, Canada is good for schools mostly, the problem is he's in Manitoba.

The problem is I'm in Swan River, Manitoba.

Suddenly wrong test. Real test is "read this phrase, write one with the same grammatical structure in German and translate your new sentence to English".

Need_Runes4 wrote:German I Cumulitive Exam:

Wollen | Essen | Sollen | Müssen | Können | Sein | Fahren | Wissen | Kaufen | Brauchen

Baby stuf-

Denn | Weil | Nie | Immer | Einmal | Oft | Zweimal | Jetzt | Manchmal | Wie Oft | Später

Okay tha-

Multiple Choice

PFFFTTTTAAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAH

Nevermind, I'm good

want, eat, should, must, can, be, drive, know, buy, need, cause, because, never, always, once, often, twice, now, sometimes, how often, later.
What do I win?

An 'A' in the class, but you cheated!

You get nothing
You Lose
Good Day Sir

saximaphone wrote: I'd like to point out that this is the same school system that is changing to 6 day cycles.
No semesters, just all your classes in one long year and all your exams at once.
No parent board approval required.

I'm glad I've already graduated.

This is already how my high school is.

I would not recommend it.

That feel when you look through your room closet and find a bunch of books you used to read

Flicky wrote:That feel when you look through your room closet and find a bunch of books you used to read

SHIT.
How do I deal with a 12 years old who's showing signs of anorexia?

Prescribe him a dose of man the fuck up.

But seriously I dunno. Get help would be my first idea.

find someone that can deal with it