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Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:47 am
by Scoot
These claws aren't just for attractin' mates.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:50 am
by Exeres
Fuck you man, Zoidberg tries his best.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:59 am
by saximaphone
BurntToShreds wrote:BurntToShreds' Lesson of the Day:
Music sounds a lot better when people aren't playing it with their big meaty claws.

Tired of bad music?
Why not Zoidberg?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:05 am
by Madican
Someone in this class has discovered Microsoft Sam.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:12 am
by Wordsmith
I wish there was a pejorative name for straight caucasian males.
That way, if anyone who isnt one says it around me I could be all like "No! That is our word. Only we can say that word."
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:13 am
by Kalekemo
How about
Uh
White Chocolate
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:14 am
by Sammich Monster
I vote Mooj
It sounds offensive enough
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:15 am
by Madican
Miracle Whip.
Spoken as someone who had the misfortune of mistaking Miracle Whip for mayonnaise. An assault on my taste buds.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:16 am
by BeatBoxingBoo
Am I the only person who thinks Miracle Whip is good, but only on tuna?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:17 am
by Sammich Monster
I wholeheartedly agree with Madi
Whenever I see their ads I get the impulse to hiss "Liarsss, your product is sssshiiit"
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:17 am
by Kalekemo
I am ok with being called Miracle Whip
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:18 am
by Wordsmith
I'd say mooj is best so far
it cant be white chocolate or miracle whip because those are just kinda racist
Im talking about the type of stuff that only south park would dare to air uncensored
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:18 am
by saximaphone
Wordsmith wrote:I wish there was a pejorative name for straight caucasian males.
That way, if anyone who isnt one says it around me I could be all like "No! That is our word. Only we can say that word."
There's one already.
Cracker.
Look it up.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:20 am
by Sammich Monster
Yes but Cracker is already associated with black males speaking it to white males
It's not easy to turn a mildly offensive word into a strong one
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:20 am
by BurntToShreds
Mayonnaise in general is horrible. How do people actually tolerate it on their sammiches? We Texans just put stuff like jalapenos and pepperjack on our sammiches.