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Scoot · Post by **Scoot** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:47 am

These claws aren't just for attractin' mates.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:50 am

Fuck you man, Zoidberg tries his best.

saximaphone · Post by **saximaphone** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:59 am

BurntToShreds wrote:BurntToShreds' Lesson of the Day:
Music sounds a lot better when people aren't playing it with their big meaty claws.

Tired of bad music?
Why not Zoidberg?

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:05 am

Someone in this class has discovered Microsoft Sam.

Wordsmith · Post by **Wordsmith** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:12 am

I wish there was a pejorative name for straight caucasian males.

That way, if anyone who isnt one says it around me I could be all like "No! That is our word. Only we can say that word."

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:13 am

How about

Uh

White Chocolate

Sammich Monster · Post by **Sammich Monster** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:14 am

I vote Mooj

It sounds offensive enough

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:15 am

Miracle Whip.

Spoken as someone who had the misfortune of mistaking Miracle Whip for mayonnaise. An assault on my taste buds.

BeatBoxingBoo · Post by **BeatBoxingBoo** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:16 am

Am I the only person who thinks Miracle Whip is good, but only on tuna?

Sammich Monster · Post by **Sammich Monster** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:17 am

I wholeheartedly agree with Madi

Whenever I see their ads I get the impulse to hiss "Liarsss, your product is sssshiiit"

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:17 am

I am ok with being called Miracle Whip

Wordsmith · Post by **Wordsmith** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:18 am

I'd say mooj is best so far

it cant be white chocolate or miracle whip because those are just kinda racist

Im talking about the type of stuff that only south park would dare to air uncensored

saximaphone · Post by **saximaphone** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:18 am

Wordsmith wrote:I wish there was a pejorative name for straight caucasian males.

That way, if anyone who isnt one says it around me I could be all like "No! That is our word. Only we can say that word."

There's one already.

Cracker.

Look it up.

Sammich Monster · Post by **Sammich Monster** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:20 am

Yes but Cracker is already associated with black males speaking it to white males

It's not easy to turn a mildly offensive word into a strong one

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:20 am

Mayonnaise in general is horrible. How do people actually tolerate it on their sammiches? We Texans just put stuff like jalapenos and pepperjack on our sammiches.

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