Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:55 am
I prefer the one with Gabe Newell.
AWKWARD ZOMBIE
usually not funny
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/
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Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:39 am
They have the size of a Minecraft map in it o__o
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:44 am
Bigger than one side of Neptune.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:43 am
I didn't get fired just yet.
Went to work this morning.
A customer spilled a considerable amount of gas.
No big deal, but I better follow procedure.
I haven't been trained for this, so I complete the sale and look at the 'emergency procedures' poster on the wall. It's mostly for show.
1. Hit the emergency shut-off switch. The switch has been broken long before I started working.
2. Instruct customers not to start their engines. A man is already filling up at that very same pump with his car ever-so-cheerfully running.
3. Assist victims by washing off any gas from their body, especially the face. The customer has already paid and left with shoes full of gas.
Use emergency eyewash station if necessary. Eyewash station? We... we have a sink and a garden hose if that's what you mean...
4. Arrange to transport victims to hospital if necessary. How convenient! The hospital is right across the street!
5. Clean up spill with appropriate amounts of absorbent material. I didn't know where it was, so I called up the boss. "Just put some de-icing salt on that fucker."
This store could not give any less of a shit.
Went to work this morning.
A customer spilled a considerable amount of gas.
No big deal, but I better follow procedure.
I haven't been trained for this, so I complete the sale and look at the 'emergency procedures' poster on the wall. It's mostly for show.
1. Hit the emergency shut-off switch. The switch has been broken long before I started working.
2. Instruct customers not to start their engines. A man is already filling up at that very same pump with his car ever-so-cheerfully running.
3. Assist victims by washing off any gas from their body, especially the face. The customer has already paid and left with shoes full of gas.
Use emergency eyewash station if necessary. Eyewash station? We... we have a sink and a garden hose if that's what you mean...
4. Arrange to transport victims to hospital if necessary. How convenient! The hospital is right across the street!
5. Clean up spill with appropriate amounts of absorbent material. I didn't know where it was, so I called up the boss. "Just put some de-icing salt on that fucker."
This store could not give any less of a shit.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:47 am
Goddaisies that is cool.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:22 am
I bought Lost At Sea by Bryan Lee O'Malley. Is it good?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:23 am
too late for opinions now, you paid for it.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:27 am
i just wanted to post something honestly
and i don't want to wait until i get it to talk about it
and i don't want to wait until i get it to talk about it
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:30 am
somepartsareme wrote:and i don't want to wait until i get it to talk about it
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:32 am
I liked it.somepartsareme wrote:I bought Lost At Sea by Bryan Lee O'Malley. Is it good?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:37 am
yeah so wanna fight about itStranaton wrote:somepartsareme wrote:and i don't want to wait until i get it to talk about it
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:38 am
Do they get their gas there?saximaphone wrote:4. Arrange to transport victims to hospital if necessary. How convenient! The hospital is right across the street!
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:42 am
inb4dad
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:47 am
i have the digimon movie soundtrack on my ipod, along with loads of disney songs 
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:37 am
Unfortunately, no.TurboPunz wrote:Do they get their gas there?saximaphone wrote:4. Arrange to transport victims to hospital if necessary. How convenient! The hospital is right across the street!
They buy their smokes here, though.
I watched that movie so much the tape is almost worn out.betrippin wrote:i have the digimon movie soundtrack on my ipod, along with loads of disney songs