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Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:13 am

Can't think about D&D without thinking of

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:23 am

Play it fair but if they do something stupid don't let them off the hook.

See also: mooning the skeleton wielding a broadsword

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:30 am

Don't drive straight into end of the world bullshit

Let them just walk around and kill some orcs and local nuisances before you drop any real plot on them.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:36 am

Ideas: Have the party deal with Kobold grunts attacking local farms, give them a task oftracking down pickpockets, give them bounty letters for hunting down highwaymen, etc. Before you assign them the serious stuff, like fighting garrisons of orcs and stuff.

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:38 am

Also as a DM you're going to hear the weirdest shit ever. Things like putting all equipment into a bag of holding and stuffing the bag up someone's booty so when the party is arrested they don't lose their stuff.

Post by **Gryewolf** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:38 am

What are we talking about even.

saximaphone · Post by **saximaphone** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:59 am

Madican wrote:Also as a DM you're going to hear the weirdest shit ever. Things like putting all equipment into a bag of holding and stuffing the bag up someone's booty so when the party is arrested they don't lose their stuff.

I tricked my DM into giving me a Golem Manual.
I made 7 flesh golems in addition to my 2 pre-existing cohorts.
It resulted in me playing 10 characters at once.
I almost got away with it.
He ended up killing all but one of my followers.
He reads item descriptions very carefully now.

Post by **Gryewolf** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:00 am

DM? Are we talking abotu Dual Monsters?
I love that game.

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:01 am

Dungeon Master for dungeons and dragons. He's kindof the boss. or god. I've never played so yeah.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:02 am

dungeon master is the person who sets up the story/world for your game. p much god.

Post by **Gryewolf** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:03 am

If I play, I'm going to make an athiest character who doesn't believe in the DM.
That means I don't have to follow his rules, right?

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:08 am

You're a terrible troll, Grye.

Post by **Gryewolf** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:11 am

Cafall · Post by **Cafall** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:15 am

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:58 am

If a sext is when you text someone nude photos and such, what is it called when you tweet someone nude photos?

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