AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:04 pm**

I just hope I lose all self decency along with that role so I don't try to cover up the fact I'm naked.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:20 pm**

You always crack me up, buddy.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:26 pm**

Trygve wrote:I was thinking of a more sadistic and cheery lagomorph.

You rang~?

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:39 pm**

Jumping beans with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder on a trampoline! Now there's two of you and that's three too many!

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:07 pm**

Clearly, we must settle this in the only logical, sophisticated way.

We have to battle to the death using only our teeth and claws.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:08 pm**

Lucky me, my teeth happen to be rocket launchers.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:19 pm**

Each of my teeth are miniature chainsaws.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:27 pm**

My fluffy tail was blessed by Athena.

The rest was blessed by Ares.

So you are all going to end up worse than the ones Flint Paper interrogates!

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:46 pm**

...

I'm out.

Deuces.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:50 pm**

My thighs were facebattled by every goddess.

Aphrodite facebattled the highest point.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:54 pm**

My insides were electrocuted by Zeus.

I'm sure this counts for something.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:55 pm**

You have thunderous farts. Congrats.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:57 pm**

I'm sure someone would be impressed.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:58 pm**

I was born from the fires of the local barbecue restaurant.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:58 pm**

I don't think that's going to get me very fart.

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