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Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:04 pm

I just hope I lose all self decency along with that role so I don't try to cover up the fact I'm naked.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:20 pm

You always crack me up, buddy.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:26 pm

Trygve wrote:I was thinking of a more sadistic and cheery lagomorph.

You rang~?

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:39 pm

Jumping beans with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder on a trampoline! Now there's two of you and that's three too many!

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:07 pm

Clearly, we must settle this in the only logical, sophisticated way.

We have to battle to the death using only our teeth and claws.

Captain_Nick · Post by **Captain_Nick** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:08 pm

Lucky me, my teeth happen to be rocket launchers.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:19 pm

Each of my teeth are miniature chainsaws.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:27 pm

My fluffy tail was blessed by Athena.

The rest was blessed by Ares.

So you are all going to end up worse than the ones Flint Paper interrogates!

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:46 pm

...

I'm out.

Deuces.

Rinoko · Post by **Rinoko** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:50 pm

My thighs were facebattled by every goddess.

Aphrodite facebattled the highest point.

Silly Name~ · Post by **Silly Name~** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:54 pm

My insides were electrocuted by Zeus.

I'm sure this counts for something.

FatOldRobot · Post by **FatOldRobot** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:55 pm

You have thunderous farts. Congrats.

Rinoko · Post by **Rinoko** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:57 pm

I'm sure someone would be impressed.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:58 pm

I was born from the fires of the local barbecue restaurant.

Silly Name~ · Post by **Silly Name~** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:58 pm

I don't think that's going to get me very fart.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE