AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I AM CURRENTLY ON MY WAY TO FUCKING CANADA

YOUR booty IS AS GOOD AS ASLEEP

OH JEEZE, BE GENTLE WITH POOR CANADA.

SHOULD I PUT PANTS ON THEN?

NOT NECESSARY BUT WOULD BE A COURTESY

AND NO, CANADA WILL KNOW MY FIERCE LOVE

BUT PAPA I CANT SLEEP WITH PANTS ON. :C


K, WELL. CONDAMS. I DONT NEED CANADIAN VAXIDD BABIES K THNX

SURE YOU CAN YOU WHINER

AND MAYBE YOU THINK THAT

I'LL CALL THE CHILD AFRICANADA. I'LL HAVE TO WEEN IT OFF THE HOCKEY AND AIDS THOUGH

:C FROWNY FAYSE. NO PANTS.


DON'T YOU COME NEAR MY MANLY COUNTRY. 8C WE JUST WANT OUR BABIES TO LOVE HOCKEY AND MAPLE. WE'VE NO NEED FOR AIDS. THATS SRS BSNS BRO

This loving family moment brought to you by the insane fuckwads at the Awkward Zombie forum.

AIN'T NO SON OF MINE WON'T HAVE AIDS

AND YEESH WHATS DAVE GONNA THINK WHEN I'M JUST HANGIN AROUND YOUR PANTSLESS SELF

Go back to your bathtub of Chocolate, Exeres. :I

Vaxidd8 wrote:AIN'T NO SON OF MINE WON'T HAVE AIDS

AND YEESH WHATS DAVE GONNA THINK WHEN I'M JUST HANGIN AROUND YOUR PANTSLESS SELF

HE KNOWS I CANT SLEEP WITH TROUSERS ON. :U BUT YOU MAKE A COMPELLING POINT. I WILL PUT ON SHORTS BECAUSE IT IS MUGGY AND SLEEP TROUSERS ARE TOO WARM. ALSO MY FAN IS BUSTED. PLUS HUNGER. BUT IT IS 3AM AND THAT CAN WAIT. :I

NO, YOUR CHILD SHALL NOT HAVE AIDS. 8C

ALL THE OTHER ONES HAVE AIDS

AIDS IS WHAT MADE THIS FELLA A MAN

AND GOOD MAKE YOURSELF DECENT LADY, SHEESH

8C...

On a different note.
ohey. it's been a year since me an my ex girlfriend broke up. wow. time fucking flies. I remember this time last year I was a fucking emotional and physical trainwreck. like, my friends had to physically help me walk to the bus sto and get me on the bus to go home after ze dumped me. Fucking sucked. I waisted a lot of last year just moping or trying to get hir back. The shit that went on with my mother didn't help either. BUT OH WELL.I'm safe and I'm pop flyin' with who I have... It feels... right. :D

Have I changed at all since I first joined AZ, Vax?

I remember vax being a meek shy little bo who was shit scared to post anything ever

Is Crispy a guy or a girl? I am still confused.

Ahh.. but we all were at some point though, Spoony?

I remember when I first joined being Terrified of you, Cafall and princess brothel. and when Dragoon was my only friend.haha.
Looking back I don't even know why I was scared of you guys. You're not overly terrifying. Except when you're mad...

@Shreddy:
I am neither,

You are... A ROBOT?! :O