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[Spoony]

That being in the tomato sauce here in Aus - I guess maybe your Yank stuff is different?

[Exeres]

As far as I know, all ketchup is tomato-based.

[Doormaster]

Do you also put tomatoes in your pumpkin pie

[Mr. Mander]

I have captured this vicious hell beast as it attempted to sneak into my residence
[img]lizard[/img]

What should I do with it?

Release it to live its life in peace

I will not abide harm to an innocent reptile

[Madican]

So just applied to about five (maximum allowed) positions at UCLA Medical. My mom already works in one of the departments, so I have a foot in the door, and none of them require experience. Just, and I quote her, "Someone who can read and write." That's it. Not read and write well, just the mere action.

The positions have been open since February.

[Spoony]

Do you also put tomatoes in your pumpkin pie

We don't even have pies like that. Just meat pies.

[Thdark]

Release it to live its life in peace

I will not abide harm to an innocent reptile

I wasn't planning on harming it, evident by the fact I captured it and did not out right kill it.
I was contemplating keeping it, and have been on the hunt for insects for it. I will release it soon if I am unable to provide food.

[Mr. Mander]

If you feel like spending cheddar you can always buy a bunch of bugs at a pet store

Make sure you know which kind of bugs to get though

[Exeres]

It's gotten too dull lately.

I'm deploying the Sandwich signal.

[Captain_Nick]

Whats all this gobbly-goo about ketchup?
Barbeque sauce is the best on everything... even hotdogs

[FMAWolf]

Oh my God these stupid little travel packets of applesauce. I can't stop eating these things. It's just applesauce in a packet why is it so addicting?

[[Citation Needed]]

So guys. I work at McDonalds.

Today, at around 5:00, some guy came through drive-through and ordered 20 apple pies.

We only have like ten made at any given point, so he had to wait like 15 minutes for more pies. We asked him to park and someone would run them out to his car for him.


Of course, he parks and comes in and is so obviously fucking high it is ridiculous.

After he left I said "He's going to wake up tomorrow in his truck under a mountain of empty pie boxes and no idea where he is."


And then the next customers we served was an entire drunk family who sat in the restaurant for like two and a half hours, ordered six times, and when they finally left they came back in five minutes later to ask if we had seen a chihuahua.

Apparently in the two and a half hours they were inside eating a shitload of food, the dog jumped out of their truck and ran away (good for it. seriously). They asked us if we had seen it.

Yes, we totally saw your dog running around inside the store. We have it back in the freezer, it's going to be McNuggets by tomorrow.

[Omnithea]

Okay. I have a 97 Ford Explorer, gas money, umbrella, and a GPS. Does anybody have a portable generator we can take to Katie? Or like, a carrier pigeon with basic knowledge of HTML?

In unrelated news, gas cheddar isn't funny but cheddar gas is. But any mention of gas gets a laugh here.

[Madican]

Yes, we totally saw your dog running around inside the store. We have it back in the freezer, it's going to be McNuggets by tomorrow.

Is the flavor any different from the unattended children version?

[Zorinth]

It's gotten too dull lately.

I'm deploying the Sandwich signal.

It wasn't immediate, maybe the signal will reach her soon.