AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I got jack nothing done today.

And that is perfectly fine, Sloth. Neither did I.

;_;

Just rolled out some pizza dough, tossed cheese and mini pepperonis onto it and rolled the whole thing up before I popped it into the oven.

Let's see how this turns out. Wouldn't mind it being a little doughy, because that dough is delicious on its own.

someone shop shades on this swag fucker

I prefer my pizza's crust to have a crunch on the outside and have a soft inside.

BurntToShreds wrote:I prefer my pizza's crust to have a crunch on the outside and have a soft inside.

And that's exactly what I got. Crispy outside, soft inside, rolled up nice and pretty. Dip it into some pizza sauce and voila.

i need a facebook profile pic shaded swag mofucka

the gif is excellent though

I now have "Zombie on your lawn" on my Ipod


Now I don't have to beat PvZ again to hear it

Man I am so motherfucking HUNGRY. FUCK I COULD SLAUGHTER AND DEVOUR AN ORPHANAGE AND MY STOMACH WILL BE LIKE "GO KILL MORE DEPRESSED CHILDREN DUDE." and I'd be like "FUCKIN' A I HAVE A SUPERNATURAL METABOLISM. GUESS I BETTER KILL MORE CHILDREN. THEN MAYBE GET SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHING."

Komodoensis wrote:Man I am so motherfucking HUNGRY. FUCK I COULD SLAUGHTER AND DEVOUR AN ORPHANAGE AND MY STOMACH WILL BE LIKE "GO KILL MORE DEPRESSED CHILDREN DUDE." and I'd be like "FUCKIN' A I HAVE A SUPERNATURAL METABOLISM. GUESS I BETTER KILL MORE CHILDREN.

Sure you could kill them yourself.

THEN MAYBE GET SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS OR SOMETHING."

Or just let the experts do it.

It is my goal to have something I said in everyone's signature.

No need to thank me.

cool

I put ice cream on top of a cookie thinking it would turn into mushy cookie goodness.

instead it stayed hard and crunchy and uneatable with a spoon.

what do