AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I really think we should get in the tinychat.

I am having a breakdown of sanity right now so please excuse me


*Glomps everyone in the thread* xDDDD

today i have eaten at max around 1800 calories (i was guessing with the pizza, so it may be lower) and my daily calorie allowance is 2200. If losing weight is this easy (and doing occasional exercise) then woo go me.

EDIT: Erm, I just used a calculator and it turns out I've only eaten 1166 cal today - and it was actually pretty easy. I think I might actually do it this time.

I was reading through ex-exam questions, when I suddenly my eyes fell on this name that kept popping up everywhere. "Keppens? Who's this guy?". Turns out he's my professor. Welp.

Tales wrote:today i have eaten at max around 1800 calories (i was guessing with the pizza, so it may be lower) and my daily calorie allowance is 2200. If losing weight is this easy (and doing occasional exercise) then woo go me.

EDIT: Erm, I just used a calculator and it turns out I've only eaten 1166 cal today - and it was actually pretty easy. I think I might actually do it this time.

That's part of it. Other part is exercising at least half an hour every day, doing different types so you don't wear out one muscle group.

The reason being if you don't convince your body it needs to use protein to build up muscle for that exercise, it's going to default to fat. Because your body loves fat. It wants to roll around in the fat. Its goal, unless you convince it otherwise, is to make you the biggest ball of lard on the planet.

Madican.

The numbers.

THE FUCKING NUMBERS.

I'm seeing addresses from my paper route everywhere I go. WHAT DO I DO.

Exeres wrote:Madican.

The numbers.

THE FUCKING NUMBERS.

I'm seeing addresses from my paper route everywhere I go. WHAT DO I DO.

I don't know. Every day in my dreams I threw papers and every night I threw papers. ENDLESSLY WORKING.

It stopped a while after I quit, but that's probably not what you're looking for.

Idk where to post this, so:

Urban Dictionary, definition of Upper Decker wrote:The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

TMI, maybe.

i miss tumblr

boohoohoo

MORE BOOKS ASSIGNED FOR CLASSES.

Hot daisies it's like Christmas.

I just got back from a pub with my dad, and on the Juke Box, they had a Glee playlist.
Somehow I don't think most people in there would enjoy thata very much. I was kinda tempted to go over there and play some Biebes on there.