AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I can tie a normal tie pree well, I have no clue how to tie bowties. :U it seems rather tedious.

Edit: Also this is Crispy. I didnt notice d-vid was still logged in. Carry on chaps

Trygve wrote:Tea tastes like wet lemmings.

My sentiments entirely.

I've always found tea to taste like dirt and grass which is rather unpleasant. I imagine I'd like certain flavoured hot teas but I don't want to buy a pack of bags/t-discs and find I don't like it so I just say I don't drink tea at all.

Did you know that story about lemmings killing themselves is nothing but a legend ?
They're dumber than you think : the reason they jump off cliffs is... accidents. When winter is ready to comes, they realize they're THOUSANDS for a tiny piece of food (well, for thousands of queekers), and they start panicking... sometimes so much that they fall off a cliff and die.
They don't kill themselves, they're just too dumb to stay alive.

Okay, you're right that lemmings jumping off cliffs is an urban legend, but it's worse than that explanation. The fact is that lemmings don't do it. At all. Ever. There's no reason to it if it were a real thing.

The truth is that when Disney shot nature documentaries, they wanted to film lemmings, but couldn't find anything interesting about them. So they just started chucking the furry fuckers over a cliff and filmed them falling. They called it a mystery of nature and left it at that. Soon, it became common knowledge that lemmings just run off cliffs by the thousands for no reason.

That's partly the truth, 'cause some dude wrote an encyclopedia prior to that about animals, where he actually made up the fact that lemmings killed themselves. So that's where it actually came from first.
But the disney stuff is funny when you know about it too.

Yeah, the whole "lemming mass suicide" myth is older than dirt, but Disney probably did the most to spread the myth.

In Disney's defense, lemmings are just boring as shit.

Try to picture a mouse feeling like it's flying in the sky
then BLURT it sees it can't
and then it spashes in blood and guts while its children watch in animalistic horror.
That's funny, ain't it ?
Well if THAT isn't tell me what is, smartguy !

Guys, I want to be a clothes designer. Just look at my brilliant ideas:

No Q-shirt? 1.618-shirt? You'll never be successful if you can't think outside the box.

Try pants too.

To le Great Handsome Oppressor
you cheater. Oh yeah, you're a big boy, you're a mod, that's great, yeah, way to go.
You should be ashamed

And you should get a warning for posting off-topic after a mod told you to shut up. Quit it before you get me rustled, Craft.

Oh
err, yeah, alright
sorry, was just trying to be a dick
... guess I actually was one :]

That's what we're trying to avoid. If you want to act like a booty, I urge you to go on 4chan instead of AZ.