AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well... what do you do?

Also, Paris smells like pee and the Parisians (?) are rude and condescending to people not speaking French as awesome as they do. I did love their croissants though.

Yeah, we smell good and everybody here knows how to speak English. That would be everybody except the Polish.

Also look http://www.visitnorway.com/us/Articles/ ... Region/%20
http://www.visitnorway.com/uk/Articles/ ... nd-Region/

The thing about Norse people I noticed thus far is that you're mostly pretty friendly and relaxed. I don't like to generalize but so far it seems that the more south you go in Europe, the less friendly the people get. Russians don't count.

There is a reason we are feared by our enemies. We bring the hugs.

I once hugged a person to death.

Overdose of love is no joke.

While others may have death punchs and falcon kicks, we squeeze the life out of people.

Just imagine vikings doing so.

On my way to the station to meet Bill in london I saw at least 3 near-accidents happen on the road. you people drive like hooligans.

Londonians are nothing compared to Romans when it comes to bad driving.

The drivers in Paris are madmen as well. A couple of friends and I got up on a building and watched the traffic for more than half an hour, it was hilarious and frightening at the same time.

How come every time I play with a French guy on Xbox live, he always gets really angry at everything?

Not to mention that french people on Live make sure everyone knows where they're from BY YELLING IN FRENCH despite probably no one in the team understanding them
And from what I've heard, unless you speak french with them (instead of say, english), french people irl are pretty rude too
Consensus: french people are jerks

I was playing World at War earlier today save it, I know, and some guy messaged me asking for the infection/hack thing. I told him "No" and he sent me a long voice message cursing me out in a French-English accent.
Xbox Live- full of completely decent people

I heard a story of some guy speaking to his friend in French on Xbox Live because his friend couldn't speak anything else. Everyone else was listening, and some guy called out, "Hey, are you speaking British or some crap?"

Just another indicator of the stunning intelligence of the average online video game player.

Also, I realized that 1/6 of my current posts (OVER 180!!!!!1!!!11!) came from yesterday. Sheez, if I keep that rate up on Sundays...

[Citation Needed] had an average dick size of like 80 for quite some time after he joined, try to beat that
Where is he, anyway?

One guy on the first forum I joined also had an average dick size of 80 per day too for a while.

Except that the forum in question only had less than 30 active members.

And probably even less updated threads per day.