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[Stranaton]

When I die, I want my coffin to be filled with uranium alongside my body

I'm planning on having my coffin made of the strongest material known to man (currently carbon nanotubes)

[Kalekemo]

But then you can't break out as a zombie

[Sidewayshat]

Well, I could either be a professional actor or doctor

HMMMMM

[Syobon]

When I die, I plan on a regular old funeral so I don't leave my family with a massive debt.

[YCobb]

I'm going to run away to russia for a funeral
you know, when I'm in the mood for it

[Fooflyer]

hard to run when you're dead

[Sleauxbreaux]

Shows what you know about Russia.

[Fooflyer]

and how

[Gryewolf]

When I die I wanna be cremated.
And if i'm married at that point and my wife was also cremated I'd want our ashes mixed together an eternal bond.

[Trygve]

Ashsex.

[Gryewolf]

How did you know!?

[Shad]

Oh man I almost got mad about something but then I remembered something and didn't get mad

[Gryewolf]

What'd you almost get mad at?
Tell us what made you not get mad, that could be the secret to ever lasting peace.
Le Great Handsome Oppressor, share your secrets.

[hotb]

there wasn't a dick in his butt

but then there actually was so it was ok

[Sloth]

Got my dad into magic: the gathering