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Snarf wrote:This may sound like a very stupid question, but bear with Snarf here.
I am supposed to take a technical paragraph about something around 150-200 words and rewrite it in
laymen's terms. I'm not sure if this is a complete paragraph for some reason it makes me think it isn't.

Supermassive black holes have properties which distinguish them from lower-mass classifications:

The average density of a supermassive black hole (defined as the mass of the black hole divided by the volume within its Schwarzschild radius) can be much less than the density of water (the densities are similar for 108 solar mass black holes[5]). This is because the Schwarzschild radius is directly proportional to mass, while density is inversely proportional to the volume. Since the volume of a spherical object (such as the event horizon of a non-rotating black hole) is directly proportional to the cube of the radius, average density decreases for larger black holes, being inversely proportional to the square of the mass.
The tidal forces in the vicinity of the event horizon are significantly weaker. Since the central singularity is so far away from the horizon, a hypothetical astronaut traveling towards the black hole center would not experience significant tidal force until very deep into the black hole.
= Bullet

Supermassive blackholes are like the fatties chugging around in those electric carts at Walmart. There's other fat people who can walk without them, but these are beyond that level of fat, like if fat just ate nothing but Twinkies, and that fat ate nothing but lard. They're also thick and take up a ton of space, but not as much as stuff like water. Yeah, fatty water. Lazing about not doing anything. Try going for a walk you fatass. And supermassive blackholes have something called the event horizon, which is like the lips of a fat person and you are cake. There won't be much suction as you enter, but you can't leave, and the closer you get to the gullet the faster you're going to get pulled in until you get crushed into nothingness in its bottomless stomach.

Syobon wrote:Madican, I think I love you now.

DoNotDelete wrote:He farts for you too, Crispy.

Farts that whisper "I love you."