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[Madican]

Talk about how wrong of a pick Ryan Reynolds is for the Green Lantern on an entire page.

I just saw a preview where he made a minigun from his lantern light instead of fists, fists, and more fists. That makes him the best Green Lantern going by the character.

Because the best Green Lantern going by the organization was Batman. A weapon that is limited only by the wielder's imagination, willpower, and fearlessness given to the goddamn Batman. Awesome ensues.

[Exeres]

I never got that. You can make anything you can think of. And you just make hammers and fists. You are not worthy of the ring.

[saximaphone]

I never got that. You can make anything you can think of. And you just make hammers and fists. You are not worthy of the ring.

I would use it to manifest a fucking sword at least.

[Sammich Monster]

Quick question.
If you facebattled a guy that liked you on the last time you two would ever (probably) see each other, would that just make him miss you more?

[Syobon]

If you never facebattled before, I'd say yes. It might depend on the guy.

[Sammich Monster]

Yeah, I told him we'd never facebattle.

But he's always asked me and every time I shot him down he'd be sad about it. I kind of want to since he's always dreamed of facebattling me.

But I don't want him to miss me more. That's why we're not in a relationship.

[Chekt]

Make it a terrible facebattle.

[Sammich Monster]

>:(

[Madican]

I never got that. You can make anything you can think of. And you just make hammers and fists. You are not worthy of the ring.

I would use it to manifest a fucking sword at least.

He did in the previews. The alien scoffed at simple human thinking and blasted him away.

Personally I'd use it to make a green light cloak and robe that I can control its every movement. Shift into armor, elongate into a fan of blades, split it into numerous sharp ribbons, etc. Barring that morph it into a giant mech of light.

[Kalekemo]

So uh

What's kickin?

[Exeres]

Duke Nukem, when he runs out of gum.

[Kalekemo]

Oh you, you're so...

you

[Exeres]

Thank you? I try.

[bluebunnyram]

I need to let this guy who has been on my tail for a few weeks now down gently.

HOW DOES I DO?!

[Exeres]

What's that thing that's like a scavenger hunt but it's finding one clue at a time rather than one giant list?

Anyway, do that, but the last clue is "Stop talking to me. I don't like you."