AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Maaan, I wanna go to a mets game. I haven't even been to Citi field yet.

During dinner earlier today my grandad randomly brought up the fact that if I ever have kids, there's a high chance of them being ginger. My dad then went on to say that if they inherit the shortness that's pretty common on my mum's side of the family as well, my kids will be leprechauns.

You must be a pot of gold spawning them then.

Chloemew wrote:During dinner earlier today my grandad randomly brought up the fact that if I ever have kids, there's a high chance of them being ginger. My dad then went on to say that if they inherit the shortness that's pretty common on my mum's side of the family as well, my kids will be leprechauns.

Oh hello.



...my friends call me a horrible little leprechaun. A lot.

Aren't leprechauns supposed to be tall? I think I remember that's how they were portrayed in Celtic lore.

Can I get my hands on your pot of gold, OA?

Valbrandur wrote:Can I get my hands on your pot of gold, THE NOSE?

Valbrandur wrote:That's one big sack.

Sack of gold, hmmm?

King Midas' dick.

Trygve wrote:

Valbrandur wrote:Can I get my hands on your pot of gold, THE NOSE?

Valbrandur wrote:That's one big sack.

Sack of gold, hmmm?

You know it~

Dohohohoho


In other news, I am growing a sunflower. I have named him Clive.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - Awkward Zombie is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

I just finished watching Thor, I'm waiting for the credits to end so I can see what's next in the Marvel Film Universe.

How was it?