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Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:53 am
by DarkSurfer
Your chin will be smooth and cold, much like gently rubbing hummus on your tender nipplebuds.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:27 am
by Chekt
Verom wrote:Grats man, what'll you be doing?
Making trophies/plaques.
But they have a dog there that is totally adorbs and I can play with it.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:08 am
by Sleauxbreaux
Oh shoot, I passed a thousand posts and wasn't paying attention.
derp no 1000post pageget for me
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:13 am
by Sloth
Kay beat the thing that was causing trouble on Mass Effect
fuck Asari.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:14 am
by Mr. Mander
Was the solution bullets?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:15 am
by Sloth
When isn't the solution bullets?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:15 am
by Mr. Mander
Cancer
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 am
by Kira
Have you ever stood up and not known anything.
I'm not talking just you forgot what you were doing, but you have no clue at all what you want to do with the future.
Even though you had clear path set out for you and you follow all the steps you wind up dumbfounded.
Dumbfounded at the fact that tomorrow could be immensely different than today and the next day even more so.
So an infinite loop of thoughts and predictions occur all at once displaying all that is beautiful, bland, and ugly a human being could possibly comprehend creating a paradox that even Wheatley would fall victim to.
Then all of the sudden, you are struck by an epiphany.
You were looking for the daisies remote cause you are tired of hearing about Osama Bin Laden on the news for three fucking days strait.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:21 am
by Sloth
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:06 am
by bluebunnyram
We have ants.
This is the most annoying thing on the planet.
Our house isn't gross or anything, and we don't leave food lying around.
Go the fuck away, ants.
Oh, what's that? You won't?
HOPE YOU LIKE BLEACH LOL
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:52 am
by Chloemew
Went into the kitchen to find an enormous crane fly chilling on my cupboard door. Instead of swatting it away like a normal person I then proceeded to just stand there and watch it with mild interest for five minutes.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:01 am
by Sloth
bluebunnyram wrote:We have ants.
This is the most annoying thing on the planet.
Our house isn't gross or anything, and we don't leave food lying around.
Go the fuck away, ants.
Oh, what's that? You won't?
HOPE YOU LIKE BLEACH LOL
My old laptop had ants living in the keyboard.
Just so I make the point clear, ants. In the motherfucking keyboard.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 10:34 am
by Trygve
Tokio Hotel fans sure love incest.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:13 am
by Syobon
Wait, what?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:57 am
by Valbrandur
Someone tell me a good way to cheer myself up.