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Post by **DarkSurfer** » Fri May 06, 2011 12:53 am

Your chin will be smooth and cold, much like gently rubbing hummus on your tender nipplebuds.

Chekt · Post by **Chekt** » Fri May 06, 2011 1:27 am

Verom wrote:Grats man, what'll you be doing?

Making trophies/plaques.
But they have a dog there that is totally adorbs and I can play with it.

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:08 am

Oh shoot, I passed a thousand posts and wasn't paying attention.

derp no 1000post pageget for me

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:13 am

Kay beat the thing that was causing trouble on Mass Effect

fuck Asari.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:14 am

Was the solution bullets?

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:15 am

When isn't the solution bullets?

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:15 am

Cancer

Kira · Post by **Kira** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 am

Have you ever stood up and not known anything.
I'm not talking just you forgot what you were doing, but you have no clue at all what you want to do with the future.
Even though you had clear path set out for you and you follow all the steps you wind up dumbfounded.
Dumbfounded at the fact that tomorrow could be immensely different than today and the next day even more so.
So an infinite loop of thoughts and predictions occur all at once displaying all that is beautiful, bland, and ugly a human being could possibly comprehend creating a paradox that even Wheatley would fall victim to.
Then all of the sudden, you are struck by an epiphany.
You were looking for the daisies remote cause you are tired of hearing about Osama Bin Laden on the news for three fucking days strait.

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:21 am

Cancer

Well technically

bluebunnyram · Post by **bluebunnyram** » Fri May 06, 2011 4:06 am

We have ants.
This is the most annoying thing on the planet.
Our house isn't gross or anything, and we don't leave food lying around.
Go the fuck away, ants.

Oh, what's that? You won't?

HOPE YOU LIKE BLEACH LOL

Chloemew · Post by **Chloemew** » Fri May 06, 2011 4:52 am

Went into the kitchen to find an enormous crane fly chilling on my cupboard door. Instead of swatting it away like a normal person I then proceeded to just stand there and watch it with mild interest for five minutes.

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Fri May 06, 2011 6:01 am

bluebunnyram wrote:We have ants.
This is the most annoying thing on the planet.
Our house isn't gross or anything, and we don't leave food lying around.
Go the fuck away, ants.

Oh, what's that? You won't?

HOPE YOU LIKE BLEACH LOL

My old laptop had ants living in the keyboard.

Just so I make the point clear, ants. In the motherfucking keyboard.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:34 am

Tokio Hotel fans sure love incest.

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Fri May 06, 2011 11:13 am

Wait, what?

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Fri May 06, 2011 11:57 am

Someone tell me a good way to cheer myself up.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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