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[Ersatz]

It's snowing. I have never seen snow this late in the season.

[Cori]

duur hurr that means global warming must be fake!!!

[Kamak]

If gravity was real, why doesn't all the water gather in the southern hemisphere?

If the sun is made of fire, why doesn't it make a smoke cloud and burn mercury?

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why do we still make this stupid joke?

[Cori]

[Kamak]

Checkmate Velocitheists.

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My trainer at work asked me if I ever considered modelling. She's like 54 and sometimes a bit sweet.

No. Have you seen me? I've seen me. I don't think other people want to see me, especially wearing their products. It'd be like having John Oliver model it - bam, you just tanked your sales. I'll stick to alternating between enjoying and loathing my call center tech job, thanks.

[Exeres]

I've seen your recent pics or gtfo posts, you are fooling precisely nobody.

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haha yeah
i look okay from exactly the one angle i take all the pictures from

that one angle. 1 degree in either direction and i'm some kind of bog monster

also i have rosacea and I am incredibly self-conscious about that

[Airra]

Look on the bright side: If you become famous off of that one good angle, nobody will recognize you in public so you won't have to deal with them.

[LucarioLuvsMinecraft]

So I decided that last night I'd watch someone do a playthrough of MGS3 because of the "Missing Link" comic. Nearly watched 'em all, except the fight with the Shagohod. Two things have happened as a result:

1) I now know the difference between a Let's Play and a Playthrough.
2) I have a sudden urge to use my belt as a bandanna, hold pretzel sticks in my mouth like cigarettes, and sneak around in the box my PC came in (which I double as a table).

[LordArceus]

Sounds like a regular day.

[Blitz Walrus]

Taught a kid how to play Magic at the library. Good thing is he picked up the mechanics fairly quickly, bad thing is he's kicking my butt. Dunno if that means I'm a good teacher or just crap at Magic.

[Kamak]

You strike me as more of a CHA focused build than WIS, Blitz.

[Liraxus]

Magic the Gathering is one of those card games I hear so much craze about, and all I can say is "Um, I want to get into it but can't."

This is probably because I'm more about collecting than playing the actual game, rare cards in Magic the Gathering never really appealed to me where as Full-Art Pokemon cards have. If someone ever wishes to teach me, then I'm willing to sit down and watch, but I doubt I'll be hooked long.

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