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[shazza]

depending on how old it is, you should be able to see big fuzzy kitty balls, or none at all. guessing since you're not sure of the sex that it isn't altered, haha. you will really wanna get that taken care of because toms will spray piss all over everything you own, and queens will go into heat every couple of weeks and scream incessantly at all hours of the day. not exactly a fun time.

like i honestly don't understand how the show people deal with it. i've had two cats go into heat before i was able to get them spayed and i wanted to shoot either them or myself within about an hour lmao. people i know from the showing circuits have like two intact toms and multiple queens and just. how. how do you not go insane. you can't breed cats every time they have a heat so like...7 months of the year you're hearing cats scream for days every other week.

[The Nightman]

I'm actually pretty certain it's a dude, it's just that my mom swears it's a girl just because it's smaller than what she thinks a Tom should be. It's only about 4 months old I'd guess (I guess it was about a month and a half old when I got it, but it could've been older/younger), so it's still kinda hard to tell but I'm pretty sure it's got balls.

[Airra]

My cat has a flea problem, which is pretty irritating. I've given it several flea baths, combed it with a flea comb, sprayed it with some flea spray stuff, given it a flea collar, and have used some kind of flea drops on it and nothing seems to be working. I've also sprayed the house with flea killer like 4 times. Thought I finally got rid of them, but I found two on it today. It doesn't even ever go outside, so it's just some really resilient fleas or something.

Here's my tip: use stuff that doesn't have fleas as the main ingredient. Bathing the cat in fleas will only further the flea problem.

[The Nightman]

I was assuming all the dead flea carcasses would scare off the live ones.

In other news, today a Jehovah's Witness came into my work today and as I was checking her out, she kept telling me about her jehovah activities and whatnot and I was polite and saying stuff like "That's good". Then she asked me if I wanted any literature and I didn't want to be rude and say no, but I also didn't want any, so I told her I didn't know how to read. She actually believed it too, which kinda made me feel bad. She told me to go to their website and that they have a text to speech thing built into it.

[Airra]

It's the creepy live ones that hide under the corpses of their fallen comrades that you need to worry about.

Also just realized there was an unrelated thought in your post after typing that, but it applies to both now that I think of it.

[TheStranger]

[The Nightman]

Always thought the jokes about everyone getting pregnant/married were an exaggeration, but there's bodaciously been 6 people in my graduating class that have gotten pregnant in the past couple of months, and at least 4 or 5 that are getting married.

[Ersatz]

I put on my shirt inside out today and only noticed after I had been at work for half an hour and I didn't even cry.

[Liraxus]

Always thought the jokes about everyone getting pregnant/married were an exaggeration, but there's bodaciously been 6 people in my graduating class that have gotten pregnant in the past couple of months, and at least 4 or 5 that are getting married.

Hahahah, oh man. Ive seen like 5 kids in my high school get pregnant and/or have a kid. It's ridiculous how some teens are so ignorant to the big obvious "USE A daisies CONDOM" message were trying to shove down their throats.

[shazza]

i am the only person of my graduating class that doesn't have kids :) to be fair though i graduated in 2009 so we are all a pretty reasonable age to be having kids, but i think the youngest of their children is two or three so the procreation started soon.

straight people are so frustrating like. i wasn't married a month and people were asking when we were going to have kids. like dude let us enjoy being married first, fuck off.

unfortunately people will lay off when you're newlywed/young or whatever but now that i'm nearing 26 i have people asking if im going to have kids and when i say no they are real heavy on the 'you can still change your mind :)' shit. one lady asked my mom if i was going to have kids and she said no, and that lady said she'd pray for me so i change my mind LMAO FUCK OFF.

kids are disgusting and moreso, expensive. we're scraping by as it is. we dont need some screaming sack of barf and germs making it harder on us.

not to mention that horrifying conglomeration of mental and physical issues that is moi lmao

[The Nightman]

I'd be a horrible father just for the fact that /r/childrenfallingover is one of my favorite subreddits

[Shad]

Man if this keeps up Syobon is gonna pass me when it comes to dick size, what the heckie

[Syobon]

It's a sign you should be posting more :P

[Valbrandur]

Tell us the whole story of Kingdom Hearts in one sentence posts, that way you'll get even higher than Exeres.

[Exeres]

Back from the first day of EmeraldCoastCon, and oh boy. You know how I hate horror games? You don't? Well I can't stand them, I am just a sobbing pussy when it comes to scary media and can barely stand to watch youtubers play horror games. So when I saw some guys running a booth for a VR escape room game, I said hell yes of course. There was a jumpscare bodaciously every step of the puzzle until I randomly stumbled onto the solution and escaped.

3:05 time for a 10 minute scenario. I think that says a lot about me.