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Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2016 4:28 am**

PINGAS

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:37 am**

UR 2 SLOOOOOOOOWWWWW

Posted: **Sat Sep 24, 2016 10:30 pm**

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow. The ponytail will be gone FOREVER unless I feel like growing it again later of course.

Alright, the good news the hair looks fine and everything about that is okay.

The bad news (or maybe the best news) is that my phone is shit and the pictures all look like corrugated booty. This is the best you get.

Posted: **Mon Sep 26, 2016 3:42 pm**

TheStranger wrote:
Sollix wrote:soemtimes adults get tired of being uptight butts allt he time and we think dumb stuff is funny.

I thinkt hat picture is hilarious. always have always will
My main source of Internet humor is the failure and misery of others. It both feeds my superiority complex AND my misanthropy

We cant all be heartless zombies, Stranger.

I like Cat videos.
and dogs!

Posted: **Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:44 pm**

D'ya like dags?

Posted: **Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:28 pm**

guess who lives in texas now

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:08 am**

Can we say shoes from Texas are dumb?

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:17 am**

[Citation Needed] wrote:guess who lives in texas now

i'm so

so sorry

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:47 am**

I'll take that as a yes.

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:26 am**

You're here just in time for the State Fair though! (soon)

Pro tip: Eat as many corny dogs as possible

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:07 am**

Gonna go to Florida for 9 days in November. At least it ain't Texas (100% offense to CN).

Might create a thread where I collect useful tips before I go there, like what restaurants to avoid, how not to be turned into a muppet by airport security and so on.

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:11 am**

Too bad I can't help you since YOU'RE NOT COMING HERE.

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:47 am**

Just don't forget about the Alamo.

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:56 am**

never forget the alamo

seriously though go to san antonio sometime. the alamo is good history but it's kind of hilarious because it's just like...in the middle of downtown. like there's a strip centre of restaurants across from it and you p much are just walking down a city block and suddenly alamo lmao

and there's always a preacher out there telling you you're gonna GO TO HELL

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:01 am**

Do you respond by saying "It's colder there at least."? Y'know, because Texas is HAWT.

Stereotypes.

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jesus h jon benjamin christ what have i done

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also november may still be too hot for you

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