AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Why wont I DIE?!!!

Are you alright?

I just finished my first cup of coffee in years. After brewing and having my first cup of coffee in years.

I had to use my second cousin's leftover Keurig cups, and it was a dark roast. Used two sweetener packets and some milk. Still a little bitter at the back of the throat.

Still awesome. I have a coffee fueled day.

I also had a big run-in with the corner of a wall. With my head. I wasn't seeing stars, but I had a big bump. I also had my second cousin (for clarification: second cousin = niece of grandmother.) on hand. She's a nurse.

I also have a bike. That uses pedaling backwards for shoddy brakes, can't go uphill well, and is hard on my bum.

Really late on posts. Cuz my second cousin also allowed me to try her unused Pokemon Go account. I had a Hitmonchan under the sightings list right off the bat.

My laptop keyboard has irregular typing registration. It can't type at the login screen, but on good days it types normally and goes to the pits if any of the keypad keys are touched. Restarts don't fix it. I have taken off the filter keys as well. Unsure if hardware or software related, and can't test if hardware.

Umm......I work at Taco Bell and we don't have a secret menu.

We have bodaciously every single thing they ate right there on the menu.

Maybe some Taco Bells are going rogue and they are slowly losing control over their franchise

We will crush any attempts at a coup

A Taco Bell coup

A Ta-coup Bell, if you will

In N' Out's secret menu is overrated. The Flying Dutchman is the saddest burger I've ever seen.

The Bubble Bass Burger http://imgur.com/gallery/w4HIC

ive never had any in n out burger except animal style and honestly i could die content with just that

just sad we don't have any in houston ; ; there's like 3 in dfw alone....why not for houston..

YO AZ WHAT IS UP I AM POSTING THIS FROM MY NEW COMPUTER

I'll post pics and stuff when I get the chance. I finally put everything together a week ago, I can actually play videogames now and everything looks glorious.

My week has also been busy as hell, I just survived my first week of teaching. I don't even feel super stressed, just using a LOT of my spare time to prep lessons and stuff. Staying busy but I don't feel totally overwhelmed, not yet anyway.

That's cool! Is this the job you talked about a while ago?

Yup. Teaching science at a little private school. It's really nice, only real downside is I'm teaching five different classes so I need to do a lot of planning.

Also, I think the reason Dallas has multiple In-N-Outs is because we get an unusual number of people moving here from California for some incomprehensible reason. I think it's incredibly meh, but i never had anything animal style so what do I know.

My dad took me to what Google Maps said was an In n Out Burger. Eventually we got there. But no In n Out Burger. daisies YOU GOOGLE MAPS.

You apparently can't cuss in school. Which sucks for having conversations. Schools should just ban the internet then.

You can also apparently re-use some Keurig cups. And the only thing that I thought the were good for is eating the stuff inside the Apple Cider one.

yo AZ, anyone wanna have a game night thing on friday? we can play Town of salem (fast paced forum mafia basically) or cards against humanity or something. Might do a tinychat or something too. If anyone's interested, let me know.