Bad Jokes

[Exeres]

It does nothing. Oh look, Madican changed his favorite quote. Awfully familiar.

[Captain_Nick]

HEYEVERYBODYTHATLINKSTOEXERES'SFACEBOOK

[Syobon]

Huh, Exeres, I always thought you were religious for some reason.

[Exeres]

COME AND LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.

Madican, for some reason, refuses to fill out his profile.

Edit: Wait, Syobon, I don't already have you as a friend? THIS MUST BE REMEDIED.

[Syobon]

Try and find me :p. Here's a tip, Crispy already has me on her friends list. Btw, my profile is a bit outdated if you do find me.

[Minty!]

Hey I've got some jokes for you guys! :3

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?

What does a cat use to do its math homework?
A meowculator!
*ba-dum-bum-tshh*

I'll be here all...however long I'm here!

[Madican]

[Exeres]

EXERES, INTERNET DETECTIVE, IS ON THE CASE.

Holy fuck, Crispy has over 300 friends. You better have an actual photo of you, otherwise this will be impossible.

[Syobon]

I do. Don't worry, I'll add you in a bit if you haven't found me by then :).

[Exeres]

Well, my detective record stands. Zero solved cases.

[AngelicSongx]

Wow, this thread got derailed so bad it was dead for two years.

Anyway, Why was the hog such a bad host?
Because he was a big boar!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig!

[TerraChimaera]

How have I not known about this thread

Here's an old one:
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties
HE WAS A FUN GUYYYYY

[LordSeth]

A man went to the zoo.
The zoo only had one animal.
It was a dog.
It was a shiht zu.

[Omnithea]

I once met a veteran from southern Georgia. He got drafted to fight in the Vietnam War. He still has flashbacks about southern Georgia.

[Barabba]

"Stephen Hawking is a great comedian, but his stand up..."