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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:35 pm
by [Insert Fail]
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Trygve wrote:Who's afraid of the big blue cock of Dr. Manhattan?

Larry Craig when he's not in an airport restroom.
Fix'd.
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Political humor!

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:58 pm
by The Bouncer
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Trygve wrote:Who's afraid of the big blue cock of Dr. Manhattan?

Larry Craig when he's not in an airport restroom.
Fix'd.
Nice one, Deffery. :awesome:

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:44 pm
by Trennicus
Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

Triforce.

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:35 pm
by The Idiotic Oracle
Trennicus wrote:Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

Triforce.
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Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!
Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:52 pm
by Darkly Nightman
Trennicus wrote:Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

Triforce.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:56 pm
by iamthelordhitman
Trennicus wrote:Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

Triforce.
oh ho ho

i c what u did thar

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:58 pm
by Game Angel
Wait... Tri-try...

OH I GET IT NOW
/supah late

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:34 am
by Belay_That
RACIST JOKE.

An American, A Russian, and a Mexican are on a plane together.

The Russian takes a sip of vodka and throws a crate of it out the window.
The Mexican asks, "Why'd you do that?"
The Russian answers, "We have to much of that in my country.

The Mexican takes a sip of tequilla and throws a crate of it out the window.
The Russian asks, "Why did you do that?"
The Mexican answers, "We have to much of that in my country."

The American takes a swig of beer and throws the Mexican out the window.
The Russian, who is freaking out, says, "Wha-! Why did you do that!?"
The American answers, "We have to many of those in our country."


:awesome:

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:51 am
by iconsting
Belay_That wrote:RACIST JOKE.

An American, A Russian, and a Mexican are on a plane together.

The Russian takes a sip of vodka and throws a crate of it out the window.
The Mexican asks, "Why'd you do that?"
The Russian answers, "We have to much of that in my country.

The Mexican takes a sip of tequilla and throws a crate of it out the window.
The Russian asks, "Why did you do that?"
The Mexican answers, "We have to much of that in my country."

The American takes a swig of beer and throws the Mexican out the window.
The Russian, who is freaking out, says, "Wha-! Why did you do that!?"
The American answers, "We have to many of those in our country."


:awesome:
old joke is old.

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:54 pm
by Belay_That
This is the "Bad Jokes" thread not the "New and Fresh Comedy Show" thread.

I stand by my decision.

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:05 pm
by Link79957
Trennicus wrote:Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

Triforce.
:awesome: I KNOW THAT ONE!!

*feels special*

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:15 am
by Water
Some people think Democrats don't stand for anything.

Not true; Democrats will stand for anything.

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:34 am
by Shadow Link '98
haha... :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:15 am
by BANANA
What do you get when you have 50 Gorons lined up ear-to-ear?
A windy tunnel.

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:26 pm
by AAA
What do people call a bunch of nerds together?
A Skype Conference.